New Voting Booths Will Instantly Shower You With Cash If You Vote Democrat | Eastern NC Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    U.S.     Engineers demonstrated a brand-new federally approved voting booth Friday that will shower money on occupants when they vote Democrat. The booth is reportedly part of a planned initiative by President Joe Biden to prevent future elections from being stolen.

    Lead Engineer Jerry Pastatown slapped the side of the innovative contraption, which he dubbed Mega Vote 5000. "This baby can shoot money out of pressurized cannons at over 60 MPH," he said confidently. "Bills are then funneled through a fabricated wind storm - a perfect storm if you will - where they swirl in the air around the voter."

    "Then a 30-second timer starts. It's a great way to reach Gen Z because they have no attention span."

    Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre discussed the new voting booth during Friday's press conference. She pointed out a number of key features, such as how it will only dispense cash for voting "correctly" so as to fight Russian disinformation

    She then invited Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on stage to help demonstrate the voting booth's operation. AOC was caught up in a torrent of tremendous wind and cash as soon as she voted Biden for re-election.

    At publishing time, AOC became stuck inside one of the prototype booths and was tragically killed.

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Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?

  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.

  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.

  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.

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