23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border | Eastern North Carolina Now | According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news!

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    According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.

  1. Your grandma's computer password
  2. Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago
  3. Epstein's prison cell
  4. Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
  5. An unlocked car in Chicago
  6. Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden
  7. Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock
  8. Trusting in works for salvation
  9. Rings of Power Season 2
  10. The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand
  11. Ashley Biden's diary
  12. The word of a Spaniard
  13. Hunter's laptop
  14. Elections in Philadelphia
  15. Ben and J-Lo's marriage
  16. German gas prices
  17. California's electric grid
  18. Your lunch in the break room fridge
  19. A cheeseburger in front of your mom
  20. A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden
  21. Big tech's handling of your data
  22. Your 401k
  23. Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world


poll#162
In what may be the most divisive period in modern American History, even more divisive than the turbulent sixties due to today's lack of patriotism, consider what are the major catalysts causing so much of this calamity of conflict, and vote: What most instigates the division of America, on this day September 20, 2022?
  Racism within our society
  Sex realignment to the detriment of our society.
  Biden /Harris Wide Open Southern Border Policy for the Demographic Upheaval of OUR Constitutional Republic
  Rampant Crime in Democratic controlled cities, and the possible contagion elsewhere
  Covid Pandemic, and its mishandling at the political, and bureaucratic levels.
  The unresolved questions /allegation regarding the flawed 2020 General Election
  January 6th Riot or "Armed Insurrection", depending upon patriotic perspective
  Joe Biden as Divisive Leader; Ineffective and Corrupt Executive
  Failed Education Industry, from an overall perspective, regarding all levels of education.
  Propagandistic Media in complete conflict with the First Amendment's guarantee of Freedom of Speech, and the awesome responsibility of a Free Press..
  "Orangeman Bad!"
  Bureaucracy rushing to a behemoth size, its unjustified expense, and far too often overreach.
  The Weaponized Deep State for political purposes
  A secular ambivalence to all that is real.
  Record number of overdose deaths from opioids and now Fentanyl
  Biden Administration's disastrous Foreign Policy
  Bidenflation /supply chain failure inevitably evolving into stagflation and recession.
  "Ultra MAGA Extremists" freely speaking louder AND LOUDER!
360 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?


poll#154
Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?
  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.
  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.
  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.
825 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?

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