Disney World Forced To Close After DeSantis Builds Elementary School Within 1,000 Feet | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    ORLANDO, FL     As the feud continues between Ron DeSantis and the Disney corporation over what the Florida Governor calls Disney's "grooming" behavior towards young children, Disney was forced to halt all operations after DeSantis's administration built an elementary school within 1,000 feet of the theme park.

    "Disney has proudly employed sex predators for years, and this act of aggression by DeSantis will force thousands of our proud pedo-American workers to leave the park to stay outside the 1,000-foot radius required by law," said Disney CEO Bob Iger. "This is tyranny!"

    Sources say roadblocks have already been set up at the entrance of the park, which will be closed indefinitely.

    "We can't stop Disney from running constant programming that steals innocence from young children, but we can shut them down with this elementary school!" Governor DeSantis declared outside the newly completed "Based Elementary School" in front of a mural of the new school's mascot: a musclebound alligator treading on a Pride flag. "Disney's crusade to corrupt the youth has finally come to an end here in the free state of Florida."

    At publishing time, the former Disney employees had all gotten jobs as public school teachers in California.

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?
  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.
  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?
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( May 15th, 2023 @ 1:14 pm )
 
The Americans for enforcement of attorney ethics endorses the governor on his implementation to deter Disney from having sexual predators working there. The Americans for enforcement of attorney ethics supports the governor - www.rentamark.net
Big Bob said:
( May 15th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm )
 
So don't go.
Djsinger said:
( May 15th, 2023 @ 10:39 am )
 
Haven't been to Disney in many years, but even back then, I felt very uncomfortable in certain areas (both East coast and and West) that seemed to be promoting sexual inuendos for children.



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