Local Man Sick Of Anti-Gun Protesters Showing Up Every Time He Wears A Tank Top

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Local Man Sick Of Anti-Gun Protesters Showing Up Every Time He Wears A Tank Top

Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 11:50 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    CONWAY, AR     Local man Dirk Chonkleton has expressed frustration at what he describes as a concerning trend occurring in his local town, claiming, with deep aggravation, that anti-gun protestors show up every time he leaves his home wearing a tank top.

    "Hey hey! Ho ho! Those massive guns have got to go!" yelled protestors while watching Chonkleton's arms ripple as he lifted a 24-pack of Coors Light to the checkout counter with ease.

    Another protestor then dumped tomato soup on the man's bulging biceps.

    "It's like this everywhere I go," said Chonkleton in frustration while wiping soup off his glistening muscles. "Even worse, I'm bombarded with invitations to become a showcase at outdoor conventions and gun expos. It's exhausting."

    Chonkleten then paused the interview to check his phone, only to see a notification saying he had been added to the FBI's Terrorist Watch List for owning two weapons of mass destruction.

    At publishing time, Dirk Chonkleton had been publicly honored as Gun Owner of the Year at the NRA's annual convention.

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