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Trump Indicted For Keeping Classified Documents At Mar-A-Lago Instead Of Somewhere Secure Like The Trunk Of A Corvette

Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 1:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    U.S.     Former President Donald Trump has officially been indicted by the federal government on seven counts of not storing highly classified documents in his garage behind a corvette.

    "Mr. Trump had these documents securely stored in a closet instead of strewn about the garage. Straight to jail," said Merrick Garland. "Trump's failure to haphazardly toss Top Secret documents behind a car is nothing short of treasonous."

    For his part, Mr. Trump has denied all wrongdoing. "I hide all my classified documents behind the best, most beautiful cars at Mar-A-Lago," said Mr. Trump. "Corvettes are for the poors. Do I look like a poor? Ha! I would never put Top Secret documents behind anything cheaper than a McLaren! What a rube!"

    At publishing time, the DOJ announced they would also indict Trump for making a deal with Ukraine without his son receiving millions of dollars in bribes.

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Stan Deatherage said:

( July 18th, 2023 @ 1:31 pm )

This short post truly stuck me as hilarious, because, while it suggests how corrupt the Biden Syndicate is, and corrupt the Fool-Who-Believed-He-Could-Rate-As-A-Supreme-Court-Justice Merrick Garland has proven to be, it is extremely close to the absolute truth, if not the absolute truth, which is incredibly messed up.

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