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Child Waves At His Teacher And Principal Acting Out Bondage Scene On Pride Parade Float
Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.
KANSAS CITY, MO An awkward moment arose at the city's annual Pride Parade over the weekend, as one young attendee was seen waving politely to his teacher and school principal as they acted out a kinky bondage scene on a passing parade float.
"Hi, Mr. Jenkins!" shouted Braden Harris, a third-grader at a nearby elementary school. "Oh, and Mr. Hartwell, too! Why are you whipping Mr. Jenkins? Is he wearing handcuffs? Did he do something wrong? And why is he wearing pants that have his bare bottom showing? This is weird."
According to one eyewitness, both Mr. Jenkins and Mr. Hartwell were thrilled to see Braden at the parade. "It was a bit surprising to see how thrilled they were to have seen one of their students in the crowd," said the individual who asked to remain anonymous since he understandably didn't want anyone to know he was at the parade. "It's almost as if they've always wanted the kids at their school to see them doing this and just wanted a way to do it legally."
While it isn't known how young Braden ended up at the parade or if his parents took him there with the intention of exposing him to strongly adult situations, one thing that is certain is that Braden has now seen things he will never be able to unsee. "I would have loved to spend today riding my bike and playing baseball," he said, "but now I know about things I'm far too innocent to learn. Awesome!"
At publishing time, Mr. Jenkins and Mr. Hartwell had reportedly enjoyed the experience so much they were asking the parade float to drive around in front of the houses of other students.
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KANSAS CITY, MO An awkward moment arose at the city's annual Pride Parade over the weekend, as one young attendee was seen waving politely to his teacher and school principal as they acted out a kinky bondage scene on a passing parade float.
"Hi, Mr. Jenkins!" shouted Braden Harris, a third-grader at a nearby elementary school. "Oh, and Mr. Hartwell, too! Why are you whipping Mr. Jenkins? Is he wearing handcuffs? Did he do something wrong? And why is he wearing pants that have his bare bottom showing? This is weird."
According to one eyewitness, both Mr. Jenkins and Mr. Hartwell were thrilled to see Braden at the parade. "It was a bit surprising to see how thrilled they were to have seen one of their students in the crowd," said the individual who asked to remain anonymous since he understandably didn't want anyone to know he was at the parade. "It's almost as if they've always wanted the kids at their school to see them doing this and just wanted a way to do it legally."
While it isn't known how young Braden ended up at the parade or if his parents took him there with the intention of exposing him to strongly adult situations, one thing that is certain is that Braden has now seen things he will never be able to unsee. "I would have loved to spend today riding my bike and playing baseball," he said, "but now I know about things I'm far too innocent to learn. Awesome!"
At publishing time, Mr. Jenkins and Mr. Hartwell had reportedly enjoyed the experience so much they were asking the parade float to drive around in front of the houses of other students.
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Big Bob said:
( July 22nd, 2023 @ 11:24 am )
As I said, it is appreciated. All Americans need to try and get along. There are some red lines in the sand for both sides but room for much compromise in the middle.
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Big Bob: I "now do" what I have always done as publisher of this platform, the largest in the history of Beaufort County, maybe this immediate region.
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Yes Stan, I would agree. By allowing me, or people like me to post, the BO or ENC Now can legitimately claim to stand for diversity, equity and inclusion. It is appreciated. Ron DeSatan, not so much.
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On ENC NOW, we do not discriminate by Race, so we could never know, nor do feel any need to know the pigment of one's skin here under my purview as publisher.
My Lord and Savior does not discriminate by Race, so why ever would I, nor would I ever allow such. Big Bob, as a confirmed Leftist, if you wish to discriminate by Race, you have that freedom to do so, just don't expect it here on Eastern NC NOW since we have few limitations when it comes to our guaranteed freedom of speech, and one's ethnicity certainly is not one of those very few limitations. |
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Apparently white. Anybody here not white?
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Big Bob, since you represent all Leftist tropes as a veritable cliché of such, I well understand how you could never conceive what it means to be a patriot.
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There you go again with your racial profiling, and downright racism, Bolshevik Bob. You are delusional if you don't beleive that there are lots of women,blacks, and other races who love America. Just because you don't, that does not carry over to others, no matter how you want to profile people.
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Translation: Patriot = Conservative white men. No others need apply.
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While funny now, on the current Democratic Socialist trajectory, this will likely be a real life occurrence within the decade if Patriots do not do the work to elect other Patriots to to elected office to rein in this Leftist insanity.
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