Prove You’re Not A Communist: Buy Our New ‘Murica’ T-Shirt | Eastern NC Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    It's almost time to celebrate America's birthday, which means millions of citizens will be putting on obnoxiously patriotic displays to totally irritate their liberal neighbors. With the hotdogs, flags (the non-gay ones), and fireworks soon to be flying, wouldn't it be great if you had the perfect t-shirt to show you're a REAL American?

    LOOK NO FURTHER!

    The Babylon Bee is here to save the day with our new Murica shirt! Jam-packed with everything that makes this country great - pickup trucks, AR-15s, baseball, fighter jets, Donald Trump, and rocket-launching bald eagles - you'll make sure everyone who sees you will know you are NOT a communist.

    Order your Murica shirt today for the perfect July 4th attire, and if you're a paid subscriber, remember to use your discount code at checkout to save an extra 20%!