Rachel Maddow Snorts Line Of Coke On Air To Prove It’s No Big Deal | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    U.S.     In a thrilling viral television moment, MSNBC host Rachel Maddow snorted a line of cocaine on air to prove to the world that it's a completely natural substance and no big deal at all.

    "MAGA Republicans are losing their minds over coke being found in the White House, and they really need to calm down," said Maddow as she sectioned out a line of powder on her news desk. "This is a completely common and harmless substance that lots of Presidential administrations have taken to increase their performance. YOLO, folks!"

    She then pulled out a straw and snorted loudly in front of her shocked producers.

    Sources say she then blew through her entire lineup on the economy, reproductive rights, and LGBTQ protests in the next 60 seconds followed by unscripted rants about DeSantis, foreign terrorism, Indiana Jones, extraterrestrials, inflation, Ukraine, climate change, junk fees, monkeypox, monkeypox, monkeypox, and "WWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    At publishing time, Hunter Biden had been seen on set under Maddow's desk attempting to snort the leftovers.

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Regarding the entrenched Two Tier Justice System's handling of the Cocaine Discovery found near to the Situation Room, in the West Wing of the White House: What is your position on, what Eastern NC NOW has coined, The Cocaine Presidency?

  This is a silly over-concern by over-reactive Republicans.

  Never in the history of the Secret Service's protection of the White House, and its inhabitants, has a dangerous narcotic been found in such a secure location, and then so inadequately investigated.

  Drugs are cool, so I might be the wrong person to ask.

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