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Biden’s Granddaughter Relieved To Have Been Disowned After Seeing Biden Eat Baby
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LITTLE ROCK, AR After watching her grandfather gnaw on a baby on live television, four-year-old Navy Roberts was reportedly relieved that President Biden had disowned her.
"I didn't know Grandpa ate babies," said Navy. "I thought it would have been cool to meet my Grandpa and visit the White House -- but, um, I think I'll stay here with my mom."
According to sources, Navy occasionally likes to watch the news to see the Grandpa she has never met. "I was sad when I saw Grandpa put up a stocking at Christmas for the dog, but not for me," said Navy. "Then, I saw him lick that little girl like she was a strawberry ice-cream cone. She looked so scared! I'm not sad anymore."
Reporters say that the little girl who was chewed on by Mr. Biden has received her tetanus booster and is undergoing a series of shots for rabies. "We're taking the usual precautions with any bite victim," said pediatrician Dr. Amy Reynolds. "President Biden will also be quarantined for two weeks while we test for rabies. Interestingly, his staff said that was already on his schedule anyways. We believe the little girl will make a full recovery, though psychologically, she may always have trust issues with men."
At publishing time, the White House reported that the person responsible for keeping the President from eating babies had been fired.
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LITTLE ROCK, AR After watching her grandfather gnaw on a baby on live television, four-year-old Navy Roberts was reportedly relieved that President Biden had disowned her.
"I didn't know Grandpa ate babies," said Navy. "I thought it would have been cool to meet my Grandpa and visit the White House -- but, um, I think I'll stay here with my mom."
According to sources, Navy occasionally likes to watch the news to see the Grandpa she has never met. "I was sad when I saw Grandpa put up a stocking at Christmas for the dog, but not for me," said Navy. "Then, I saw him lick that little girl like she was a strawberry ice-cream cone. She looked so scared! I'm not sad anymore."
Reporters say that the little girl who was chewed on by Mr. Biden has received her tetanus booster and is undergoing a series of shots for rabies. "We're taking the usual precautions with any bite victim," said pediatrician Dr. Amy Reynolds. "President Biden will also be quarantined for two weeks while we test for rabies. Interestingly, his staff said that was already on his schedule anyways. We believe the little girl will make a full recovery, though psychologically, she may always have trust issues with men."
At publishing time, the White House reported that the person responsible for keeping the President from eating babies had been fired.
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Such bull! What's wrong with you people?
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Impeach biden drain the swamp
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The president has no buisness having that that title ! He's been groping children since day one infront of everyone ! Wake up people !
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Put Biden in jail . He is the worst Man & a serial killer ! He has a stupid wife who doesn’t care about the people or she would make him do right ! She needs a jail cell too!
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Very corrupt
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This Nana is appalled at the policies of senile pedo bye dunce. He is Absolutely NOT USA Presidential quality. His son, wife, and he, himself had to have known what Hunt Her was doing. And we must remember Monica Lewinsky.
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Most definitely being used as a patsy for Obama. He has cognitive
Issues for sure. Every time he has a fall you people laugh.. He suffering mentally and that's not funny. I didn't like him but it's not the way elderly folks should be treated. |
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