Terrifying: Here Are 10 Far-Right Resources Now Available In Florida Public Schools | Eastern NC Now

With the startling announcement that resources from conservative media organization PragerU will now be available to students in Florida public schools, it's time for parents to be on the lookout for what other dangerous, right-wing material their unsuspecting children may discover at school.

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    With the startling announcement that resources from conservative media organization PragerU will now be available to students in Florida public schools, it's time for parents to be on the lookout for what other dangerous, right-wing material their unsuspecting children may discover at school.

    The Babylon Bee has compiled a list of sickening, ultra-right resources that will now be available in Florida public schools.

  1. Biology textbooks: Indoctrinating children with transphobia. Awful.
  2. Regular math books that aren't Common Core: Do you really expect students to learn math the way they did it for thousands of years prior to 2010?
  3. First-grade health books that don't even mention gay sex: How are children supposed to learn about gay sex? How?!
  4. Strange red, white, and blue flags with stars and stripes instead of the traditional Ukrainian flag: This flag with stars and stripes must be some type of hate symbol.
  5. Framed portraits of Ron DeSantis all the kids must salute with arms at 45 degree angle each morning: Wow. History is truly repeating itself.
  6. Teachers that say "Slavery was awful, a real atrocity. But black people are strong and resilient and made the most of rebuilding their lives after they were emancipated.": Calling black people resilient is white supremacy.
  7. The U.S. Constitution: Think of the horrifying things a child may learn by reading it.
  8. Natural, whole milk in the cafeteria: Where will young men get their daily requirement of soy?
  9. School crosswalks in traditional asphalt color: Not a single rainbow to be seen. Sad.
  10. A Bible: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    How frightening! Keep your eye out for what types of harmful things your children may now be exposed to at school!
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