Massachusetts Starting To Wonder If Trump Was Onto Something With That Whole 'Build The Wall' Thing | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    BOSTON, MA     After declaring a state of emergency due to the influx of migrants numbering in the dozens, Massachusetts began to wonder if former President Trump was onto something with that whole build-the-wall thing.

    "So, it turns out walls prevent certain, umm, people from entering certain, umm, places," said Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey while blockading her office door with furniture for fear that migrants might come within arm's reach of her. "Also, you'll never guess what 'sanctuary state' actually means, hahaha."

    Meanwhile, in the humble town of Martha's Vineyard, residents had descended upon the perfectly-landscaped city park and were chanting, "BUILD THE WALL BUT WE STILL LOVE EVERYONE! BUILD THE WALL BUT WE ARE A SANCTUARY CITY!" The cries from residents wanting a wall may, in fact, be justified after their lives have been upended by what they describe as "roaming gangs of cleaning ladies and gardeners."

    In response to The Bay State's about-face on building a wall, Trump called Ron DeSantis "a poo-breathed ninny with weird toes and who probably doesn't even like golf."

    At publishing time, the island town of Martha's Vineyard had begun placing miles of floating barriers to stop immigrants but reassured the press that theirs were a non-racist blue color.

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Should the Institutionalized Corruption of the Biden /Harris Administration, in this separate instance the Open Border Policy of our Sovereign Southern Border, be not only tolerated, but sanctioned by the raising of local spending by local politicians to pay for these now visible and known effects of rampant, and out-of-control Illegal Immigration?

  Yes, it is a kind thing to do, and a way that our county, our state can aid in this tremendous effort toward local federal foreign aid; and now, thankfully, in great abundance.

  No, our Constitutional Republic WILL NOT continue to exist, as our United States of America, if we do not control our sovereign borders, to protect our citizens, to keep them solvent and safe.

  I only consider what is topical and popular since my friends, too, only care to do the same.

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