Democrats Say They Need Immigration To Replace All The Democrats They Aborted | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     With negotiations taking place on Capitol Hill over funding increased security along America's southern border, Democrats in Congress have admitted they need a steady flow of immigrants to replace all the Democrat voters they aborted.

    "We've got to make up those massive numbers somewhere," said Illinois Senator Dick Durbin. "We know we'd have an insurmountable voting lead today if we hadn't ruthlessly murdered tens of millions of our own children who could have grown up to vote Democrat, so we're having to retroactively fill that void by bringing in millions of foreign nationals and giving them free stuff to convince them to vote Democrat. It's the only way we can even try to even things out."

    "It's the humane thing to do."

    Democratic party leadership reportedly held a top-secret closed-door summit last year to settle on a strategy to replace all the voters it had actively worked to slaughter over the last few decades. "We can only commit so much voter fraud," one Democrat insider admitted under the condition of anonymity. "Eventually, we'll need a lot more than just phony mail-in ballots and machines that have been tampered with. We'll need actual real, live voters. Importing migrants is our only option. Plus, the more immigrants we bring in, the more babies we can keep killing! Best of both worlds!"

    At publishing time, Democrats were reportedly pushing their long-term voter strategy even further by preparing legislation to finally legalize deceased people voting, thereby making all aborted babies permanent Democrat voters.

poll#207
Should the Institutionalized Corruption of the Biden /Harris Administration, in this separate instance the Open Border Policy of our Sovereign Southern Border, be not only tolerated, but sanctioned by the raising of local spending by local politicians to pay for these now visible and known effects of rampant, and out-of-control Illegal Immigration?
  Yes, it is a kind thing to do, and a way that our county, our state can aid in this tremendous effort toward local federal foreign aid; and now, thankfully, in great abundance.
  No, our Constitutional Republic WILL NOT continue to exist, as our United States of America, if we do not control our sovereign borders, to protect our citizens, to keep them solvent and safe.
  I only consider what is topical and popular since my friends, too, only care to do the same.
242 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?


poll#152
With Roe v Wade (originated in 1973) overturned by the US Supreme Court, thereby allowing decisions on abortion legislation completely returned to the states: Where do you find your position on such a "Life and Death" issue for the American People?
  Yes, I approve of the US Supreme Court's decision to reinstate this "medical" issue back to the states' legislative responsibility to regulate.
  No, I believe that every woman should have complete access to abortion on demand.
  This issue is far beyond my intellectual capacity to understand.
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poll#214
Understanding that there are two firm positions concerning the Open Border Crises, but many realties regarding its current, and, or projected real impacts to the functioning, sustainability of this Constitutional Republic: What position below best represents what you know to be true regarding this impactful policy?
  The United States' must continue the Executive initiative of Open Borders until a Democratic Congress can codify full Demographic Inclusion by keeping the Biden /Harris Open Borders policy in place.
  Our United States' borders are sovereign just as are our self-governed citizens, where borders must be maintained, monitored and defended, which is the position of core Republicans.
  I am in favor of Open Borders to make my America more of a global community; however, the federal government must now fix problems that "Red State" governors have caused in our cities.
  I do NOT favor the Democratic Socialists' disruption of the cultural fabric of my Representative Republic, and there will be Treasonous Hell to Pay when the certain calamity begins in earnest.
110 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?

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