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What was initially a startling archeological discovery quickly turned to tragedy today, as climate change activists arrived at the site of the newly discovered Ark of the Covenant, glued their hands to it, and were immediately struck down dead.
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 9:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to anonymous sources, the trans activist manifesto of the Nashville mass shooter has been put in a top-secret crate in a top-secret warehouse for safekeeping, right next to the motive for the Vegas shooting, the Epstein client list, and the Ark of the Covenant.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 12:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A popular YouTuber died suddenly on Monday while filming an unboxing video of the famed Ark of the Covenant.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 8:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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