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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With Title 42 set to expire tonight, First Lady Jill Biden was thrilled to hear that the country will soon be flooded with record numbers of breakfast tacos.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Flying aboard Air Force One is pretty cool. I did it hundreds of times.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 4:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A shocking report has revealed that there are still people clinging to atheism in spite of the well-documented existence of breakfast burritos.
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 6:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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So, you're working for a woke corporation. Sad! It's a hard life working for "the man," and it's even harder when "the man" is a non-binary pansexual neurodivergent transspecies disabled person who will fire you if you misgender them.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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