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The Biden administration is facing pressure from labor activists following a report by the Labor Department that record-high unemployment has hit the talking candies sector. Many are saying this is due to Mars, Inc. firing their M&M's spokescandies and hiring Maya Rudolph instead.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local second grader Tim Bumbly has been suspended from Rosa Parks 1619 Obama Elementary for repeatedly misgendering one of the M&M's candies he received in his lunch.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Vice President Mike Pence repented publicly at his church on Sunday after sources revealed he had eaten several "all-female" M&M's candies from the new all-female bags without his wife present.
Published: Saturday, January 14th, 2023 @ 4:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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FDA has known and only sent out alerts to warn people
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 2:28 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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