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"No freakin relation, you genius!"
Published: Tuesday, November 25th, 2025 @ 5:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"He tapped into something the Republicans never saw"
Published: Monday, January 6th, 2025 @ 1:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Southwest Airlines, known for its humane "person of size" seating policy, was reportedly conned out of an entire row of seats by a Denver man who ate too many tacos. After some quick thinking, airline passenger Adrian Herald ate 17 tacos to score extra seating for free.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I am saddened to learn of Charlie Munger’s passing. He has been called an investing genius, business titan, philanthropist, sharp-witted vice-chair of Berkshire Hathaway and Warren Buffett’s right-hand man.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 7:57 am
By: ENC NOW
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The notoriously frugal Donaldson family cleverly posed as illegal immigrants, scoring a free week at a luxury hotel in downtown New York City.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 10:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an absolutely genius move, Elon Musk has announced a plan to save at least 22% on Twitter executive salaries by hiring a female CEO.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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James Cameron, acclaimed director of Avatar, a 2009 movie about estrogen-infused Smurfs, is releasing the much-anticipated sequel in theaters worldwide.
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2022 @ 4:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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America's national debt just passed $31 trillion for the first time in history. Yikes! Don't worry though, we at The Babylon Bee have a few brilliant money-raising ideas up our sleeves that Congress probably hasn't heard of yet.
Published: Thursday, October 13th, 2022 @ 11:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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LOS ANGELES, CA—There aren't a ton of great teachers left in California, but there are definitely a few. Mr. Hammond of Carter Rock Elementary School in the suburbs of Los Angeles hated seeing his kids masked up every day, so he came up with a genius plan:
Published: Wednesday, May 4th, 2022 @ 3:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A bombshell story printed in today’s News & Observer and Charlotte Observer detailed Congressman Ted Budd’s history of “friendly toward Russia” votes, one day after he was roundly criticized for refusing to condemn Vladimir Putin as he launches a deadly invasion of Ukraine.
Published: Tuesday, March 1st, 2022 @ 3:11 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Unlikely Partnership That Built the Atom Bomb
Published: Saturday, December 19th, 2020 @ 1:55 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Policygenius, a fast-growing online insurance platform, will locate a new technical and operations center in Durham County, creating at least 377 jobs over the next five years, Governor Roy Cooper announced today.
Published: Friday, August 30th, 2019 @ 11:07 pm
By: Governor's Office
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I created this meme to show my inherent trust in the leadership of President Trump.
Published: Friday, August 3rd, 2018 @ 10:33 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class.
Published: Friday, May 25th, 2018 @ 2:30 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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On Tuesday, head of Disney Animation John Lasseter took a leave of absence from Pixar after admitting "missteps" and "painful" conversations with staff. He did not specify the missteps or the content of the conversations.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2017 @ 4:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Republican political genius, and magician of sorts, Reince Priebus is out as White House Chief of Staff, and Homeland Security Secretary, Marine General John F. Kelly is in.
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2017 @ 12:46 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Vince Gill's new album ain't exactly country but it's DARN good and it shows the versatility of this genius of country music.
Published: Saturday, May 7th, 2016 @ 11:51 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Teen geniuses and word wizards just lost their competitive edge with the nation's most established college admissions exam.
Published: Sunday, March 27th, 2016 @ 9:12 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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It is just that he was so drastically different - odd in most people's estimation - that one, I believe, would need to have lived just a piece of his unique existence to understand his genius.
Published: Wednesday, April 25th, 2012 @ 9:59 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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"John Adams survives" were the final words of John Adams' nemesis turned enduring confidant, Thomas Jefferson, while the genius Virginian was on his deathbed.
Published: Sunday, December 6th, 2009 @ 9:43 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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