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America's formerly greatest museum has become a bad political joke
Published: Friday, July 10th, 2026 @ 11:21 am By: John Steed
America's formerly greatest museum has become a bad political joke
 
"He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive."
Published: Sunday, January 25th, 2026 @ 11:19 pm By: Daily Wire
"He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive."
 
Cheeseman was the man in charge,school board a joke
Published: Thursday, April 17th, 2025 @ 7:15 am By: John Steed
Cheeseman was the man in charge,school board a joke
 
Comedian Dave Chappelle is once again facing backlash from leftist critics for making jokes about the trans community in his newest Netflix comedy special.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 2:18 am By: Daily Wire
Comedian Dave Chappelle is once again facing backlash from leftist critics for making jokes about the trans community in his newest Netflix comedy special.
 
History was made this week as five late night talk show hosts — Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, and someone named Seth Myers — announced they were joining forces on one podcast amid the Hollywood writers' and actors' strikes
History was made this week as five late night talk show hosts — Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, and someone named Seth Myers — announced they were joining forces on one podcast amid the Hollywood writers' and actors' strikes
 
Tennis legend Martina Navratilova slammed Interior Secretary Deb Haaland after the Biden administration official posted a video alongside a drag queen for LGBT History Month.
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 5:01 am By: Daily Wire
Tennis legend Martina Navratilova slammed Interior Secretary Deb Haaland after the Biden administration official posted a video alongside a drag queen for LGBT History Month.
 
While Hawaiian families were coming to grips with tragic losses of life and property resulting from a devastating wildfire, the nation was coming to grips with the fact President Biden had taken a short break from his Lake Tahoe vacation to tell the island's victims a funny joke
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 9:39 am By: Babylon Bee
While Hawaiian families were coming to grips with tragic losses of life and property resulting from a devastating wildfire, the nation was coming to grips with the fact President Biden had taken a short break from his Lake Tahoe vacation to tell the island's victims a funny joke
 
President Joe Biden cracked a joke on Wednesday about ignoring his own administration’s health guidance after his wife Jill tested positive for COVID.
President Joe Biden cracked a joke on Wednesday about ignoring his own administration’s health guidance after his wife Jill tested positive for COVID.
 
Every hundred years or so, the world is blessed with a piece of art that propels civilization forward and enlightens a new generation, ensuring a better future for the human race. Bluey is that art.
Every hundred years or so, the world is blessed with a piece of art that propels civilization forward and enlightens a new generation, ensuring a better future for the human race. Bluey is that art.
 
Zuckerberg challenged Elon Musk to a very real fight this week in response to an obvious joke tweet in which Musk said he was ". . . up for a cage match if he is lol [sic]".
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 7:19 pm By: Babylon Bee
Zuckerberg challenged Elon Musk to a very real fight this week in response to an obvious joke tweet in which Musk said he was ". . . up for a cage match if he is lol [sic]".
 
President Joe Biden has been putting on the good ‘ol boy act for decades. No joke, folks. That’s not a bunch of malarkey.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 1:37 am By: Daily Wire
President Joe Biden has been putting on the good ‘ol boy act for decades. No joke, folks. That’s not a bunch of malarkey.
 
So, the U.S. Secret Service over the weekend found a little baggie of cocaine in the White House (insert your own Hunter Biden jokes here).
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 7:47 am By: Daily Wire
So, the U.S. Secret Service over the weekend found a little baggie of cocaine in the White House (insert your own Hunter Biden jokes here).
 
News Nation host and ABC News Chief Legal Analyst Dan Abrams claimed Wednesday that President Joe Biden’s embattled son Hunter was treated more harshly by the Justice Department than he would have been if his last name had not been Biden.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 1:34 pm By: Daily Wire
News Nation host and ABC News Chief Legal Analyst Dan Abrams claimed Wednesday that President Joe Biden’s embattled son Hunter was treated more harshly by the Justice Department than he would have been if his last name had not been Biden.
 
Wanda Sykes isn’t happy with her longtime friend and colleague Dave Chappelle making jokes about transgender people.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 6:02 pm By: Daily Wire
Wanda Sykes isn’t happy with her longtime friend and colleague Dave Chappelle making jokes about transgender people.
 
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis cracked a joke after two far-left activists stormed the stage as he spoke to a sold out event in New Hampshire on Friday evening where he smashed the all-time fundraising record for the state’s Republican Party.
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 9:15 pm By: Daily Wire
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis cracked a joke after two far-left activists stormed the stage as he spoke to a sold out event in New Hampshire on Friday evening where he smashed the all-time fundraising record for the state’s Republican Party.
 
President Joe Biden often takes to Twitter to brag about his accomplishments in the White House — particularly with regard to the economy. But things went a little bit sideways when he tweeted just such a boast on April 1
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 8:37 am By: Daily Wire
President Joe Biden often takes to Twitter to brag about his accomplishments in the White House — particularly with regard to the economy. But things went a little bit sideways when he tweeted just such a boast on April 1
 
It appears that President Joe Biden has outdone himself — and not in a good way.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 9:47 pm By: Daily Wire
It appears that President Joe Biden has outdone himself — and not in a good way.
 
Americans were deeply disappointed upon learning today that the Biden presidency was not, in fact, an elaborate April Fool's joke.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 5:45 pm By: Babylon Bee
Americans were deeply disappointed upon learning today that the Biden presidency was not, in fact, an elaborate April Fool's joke.
 
President Joe Biden addressed the Nashville school shooting from the White House on Monday, quickly turning the tragedy into a push for tighter gun control — but first he opened with a joke about ice cream.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 1:50 am By: Daily Wire
President Joe Biden addressed the Nashville school shooting from the White House on Monday, quickly turning the tragedy into a push for tighter gun control — but first he opened with a joke about ice cream.
 
Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and other comedians defended the jokes Chris Rock made about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in his latest Netflix comedy special.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 7:50 am By: Daily Wire
Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and other comedians defended the jokes Chris Rock made about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in his latest Netflix comedy special.
 
President Joe Biden made a series of cringeworthy jokes at the expense of Irish people at a St. Patrick’s Day event Friday.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 1:57 pm By: Daily Wire
President Joe Biden made a series of cringeworthy jokes at the expense of Irish people at a St. Patrick’s Day event Friday.
 
Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:07 am By: Babylon Bee
Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
 
“Tiger King” star Joe Exotic might be serving time in federal prison, but that is not stopping him from exploring his political ambitions — he’s announced a run for president in 2024.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 11:26 pm By: Daily Wire
“Tiger King” star Joe Exotic might be serving time in federal prison, but that is not stopping him from exploring his political ambitions — he’s announced a run for president in 2024.
 
Former Vice President Mike Pence and the Biden White House are engaging in a war of words after Pence made a joke about Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.
Published: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023 @ 12:03 am By: Daily Wire
Former Vice President Mike Pence and the Biden White House are engaging in a war of words after Pence made a joke about Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.
 
The budget proposal submitted by the White House on Thursday would add roughly $43 billion in funding to the Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, months after the tax enforcement agency received $80 billion through the Inflation Reduction Act.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 9:53 am By: Daily Wire
The budget proposal submitted by the White House on Thursday would add roughly $43 billion in funding to the Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, months after the tax enforcement agency received $80 billion through the Inflation Reduction Act.
 
Novak Djokovic plays tennis for a living. And the 35-year-old Serbian has won 22 Grand Slam titles, a feat accomplished by only one other player, Rafael Nadal — so he’s pretty good.
Published: Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 @ 7:21 pm By: Daily Wire
Novak Djokovic plays tennis for a living. And the 35-year-old Serbian has won 22 Grand Slam titles, a feat accomplished by only one other player, Rafael Nadal — so he’s pretty good.
 
According to inside sources, comedian Jimmy Kimmel is currently running tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live! jokes by CCP President Xi for approval, as is his daily custom.
Published: Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 @ 12:31 am By: Babylon Bee
According to inside sources, comedian Jimmy Kimmel is currently running tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live! jokes by CCP President Xi for approval, as is his daily custom.
 
Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.
Our writers spend way too much time writing jokes about how dumb AOC is. So, we are using A.I. to free them up for more important things.
 
Fear gripped the city today as a maniacal villain once again put innocent dozens of citizens' lives at risk as the Joker (who is reportedly pregnant) and his gang of homicidal clowns held the First National Bank of Gotham City hostage until his unusual demands were met.
Published: Friday, January 13th, 2023 @ 1:52 am By: Babylon Bee
Fear gripped the city today as a maniacal villain once again put innocent dozens of citizens' lives at risk as the Joker (who is reportedly pregnant) and his gang of homicidal clowns held the First National Bank of Gotham City hostage until his unusual demands were met.
 
The “Blades of Glory” parody film is no longer a joke after a skating league in Canada went woke when it announced it is redefining the term “team” for “pair and ice dance” competitions in the name of gender diversity.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 12:16 pm By: Daily Wire
The “Blades of Glory” parody film is no longer a joke after a skating league in Canada went woke when it announced it is redefining the term “team” for “pair and ice dance” competitions in the name of gender diversity.
 
Tim Allen said the “saddest thing in the world” to him is that comedic greats like Richard Pryor and George Carlin would not be able to tell jokes in 2022 because of the political climate.
Tim Allen said the “saddest thing in the world” to him is that comedic greats like Richard Pryor and George Carlin would not be able to tell jokes in 2022 because of the political climate.
 
Local man Robert Thurdriftle took the day off work to tackle some of the 74 different things he had to do but, after puzzling about what to do first, eventually settled on doing nothing.
Local man Robert Thurdriftle took the day off work to tackle some of the 74 different things he had to do but, after puzzling about what to do first, eventually settled on doing nothing.
 
Babylon Bee writers are scrambling to come up with a last-minute new joke worth the $44 billion Elon Musk spent to bring the satirists back on Twitter.
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:33 pm By: Babylon Bee
Babylon Bee writers are scrambling to come up with a last-minute new joke worth the $44 billion Elon Musk spent to bring the satirists back on Twitter.
 
Elon Musk claimed his $44 billion purchase of Twitter was to fight for free speech and turn the social media company profitable. But after Musk showed up at Twitter headquarters this week carrying a sink all so he could say "Let that sink in,"
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 9:07 am By: Babylon Bee
Elon Musk claimed his $44 billion purchase of Twitter was to fight for free speech and turn the social media company profitable. But after Musk showed up at Twitter headquarters this week carrying a sink all so he could say "Let that sink in,"
 
Pumpkin spice addiction is no joke. Experts agree that overdosing on the devilish concoction is the leading cause of death during the fall season. Stay vigilant and keep an eye out for these warning signs:
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 2:13 pm By: Babylon Bee
Pumpkin spice addiction is no joke. Experts agree that overdosing on the devilish concoction is the leading cause of death during the fall season. Stay vigilant and keep an eye out for these warning signs:
 
Greetings, human! It has been some time since we've seen each other or interacted in any way. Therefore, as I have been thoughtful enough to grace you with my presence on this fine afternoon, I should think you'd be delighted to give me all of your love and affection.
Greetings, human! It has been some time since we've seen each other or interacted in any way. Therefore, as I have been thoughtful enough to grace you with my presence on this fine afternoon, I should think you'd be delighted to give me all of your love and affection.
 
President Joe Biden one time single-handedly helped an elderly lady take down a Wilmington gang and lower the crime rate: For real. Not a joke.
President Joe Biden one time single-handedly helped an elderly lady take down a Wilmington gang and lower the crime rate: For real. Not a joke.
 
Triggered trade show attendees should not hold their breath waiting for The Daily Wire’s Ben Shapiro to apologize for his very existence, the political podcaster told his vast audience Friday.
Triggered trade show attendees should not hold their breath waiting for The Daily Wire’s Ben Shapiro to apologize for his very existence, the political podcaster told his vast audience Friday.
 
According to sources, a local man who is apparently unfamiliar with people believes people are basically good.
According to sources, a local man who is apparently unfamiliar with people believes people are basically good.
 
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki appeared to joke about supply chain issues currently impacting the U.S. economy during Tuesday’s press briefing.
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 2:29 pm By: Daily Wire
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki appeared to joke about supply chain issues currently impacting the U.S. economy during Tuesday’s press briefing.
 

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