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Authorities announced they had no choice but to put down Stephen Colbert after the late-night host tragically went mad from rabies last week.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 2:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Emperor Palpatine was said to be very pleased with the latest ballistics report on stormtrooper marksmanship, as the Imperial Army's collective accuracy percentage improved dramatically after adding pistol braces to all blasters.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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There are some great ideas out there, but many have trouble getting the funding they need thanks to censorship from woke fundraising sites. This is unacceptable!
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 12:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Empire recently passed a series of red flag laws designed to help identify individuals who might be a danger to themselves and others. The laws passed the Galactic Senate unanimously with one vote from the Emperor, since he is the Senate.
Published: Monday, July 4th, 2022 @ 1:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Summer is heeeeeeere! Oh wait, you're an adult and have kids. Now you have to figure out what to do with them before you are driven to the edge of madness. What a drag!
Published: Wednesday, June 1st, 2022 @ 8:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Force Awakens is an outstanding return to the Star Wars franchise.
Published: Tuesday, January 11th, 2022 @ 6:16 pm
By: Christopher Maye
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Is it really time for the Jedi to end?
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018 @ 3:01 am
By: Christopher Maye
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