Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 8:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Lincoln Memorial was temporarily closed this week after officials discovered that the monument had been vandalized with pro-Palestinian graffiti.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 9:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to first responders, a member of the undead community has starved to death after lumbering around Capitol Hill in search of brains for several weeks and finding none.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the heels of a fresh sighting of Bigfoot in the mountains of Colorado, new reports have arisen of the creature — the existence of which has long been debated — being spotted lumbering around the National Mall in front of the U.S. Capitol.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An unidentified House Democrat reportedly told Axios that Wednesday evening’s pro-Palestinian demonstrations in Washington, D.C., had been more frightening than the Capitol breach that took place on January 6, 2021.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 9:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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More than 300,000 people are estimated to have attended a pro-Israel rally in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday, including 170 family members of Israelis who were kidnapped by Palestinian terrorists last month.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Department of the Interior is committed to upholding the highest standards of public access to and maintenance of America’s national parks and public lands.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 8:20 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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"There's a lot of cloud over this."
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 6:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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A dedicated mall enthusiast was left severely disappointed this week after a long-awaited trip to the National Mall failed to live up to expectations, with the visitor shocked to discover the lack of any of his favorite stores.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Stay free
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 8:57 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The First Family is celebrating their second Christmas in the White House. This year's theme, "American Treasures" honors the unique heritage of America.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 9:10 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Congress is set to come together and vote on the Respect For Giant Golden Statue Of Nebuchadnezzar Act, or the RFGGSON Act for short.
Published: Wednesday, November 30th, 2022 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Since her involuntary retirement from her lucrative gig as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has been seen lingering on the street corners of the National Mall with a cardboard sign that says "Will trade stock tips 4 food."
Published: Thursday, November 24th, 2022 @ 8:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Two separate drug busts netting enough fentanyl to kill nearly 3 million highlights the worsening southern border crisis.
Published: Tuesday, November 15th, 2022 @ 6:31 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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A vandal struck the National Mall on Tuesday, scrawling an obscene question on the side of the Washington Monument in bright red paint.
Published: Sunday, October 16th, 2022 @ 3:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Saturday Sept. 17, people from around the country gathered in Washington, D.C., to demand action from national leaders on the spike in fentanyl deaths.
Published: Monday, September 26th, 2022 @ 8:40 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Several Washington, D.C., and Virginia residents are suing the nation’s capital for prohibiting carrying concealed firearms on its public transportation busses and metro lines.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 5:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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America was saved in the face of overwhelming odds when former President Trump returned as Trump the White at first light Monday to drain the swamp, finally making good on a campaign promise from days of old.
Published: Thursday, July 14th, 2022 @ 6:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The prophets have long whispered of the return of ULTRA-MAGA King Trump. In faith, we know that his return is inevitable and that he will soon reclaim the presidency and set right what has gone awry.
Published: Monday, July 11th, 2022 @ 11:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Disinformation Governance Board has wasted no time since its official formation this week, and has already deployed thousands of advanced disinformation detectors throughout the country.
Published: Tuesday, May 10th, 2022 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Actor Tom Hanks will extol the job done by President Biden in his first year in office, acting as the narrator in a video produced Biden’s Presidential Inaugural Committee celebrating Biden’s first anniversary in office and asserting how well America is doing.
Published: Friday, February 4th, 2022 @ 9:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Remarks by President Biden Celebrating Independence Day and Independence From COVID-19
Published: Wednesday, July 21st, 2021 @ 11:17 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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President Joe Biden is planning a huge party at the White House for the Fourth of July, which he wants to declare the national holiday as a day of independence — not from British rule but from COVID-19.
Published: Tuesday, June 29th, 2021 @ 3:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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In Spring Lake, N.C., flags dot a hillside in stoic formation. Red, white, and blue flutters in the breeze over gravestones, reminding all who pass of true sacrifice.
Published: Saturday, June 5th, 2021 @ 11:21 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Bob Dole, the former Republican senator and 1996 presidential nominee, announced on Thursday that he has been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer at the age of 97.
Published: Friday, February 19th, 2021 @ 6:07 pm
By: LifeZette
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The presence of National Guard troops in Washington, D.C., is racking up a hefty bill of $500 million as threats reportedly require them to remain into early spring.
Published: Sunday, February 7th, 2021 @ 9:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's the first act in a long show.
Published: Saturday, January 23rd, 2021 @ 10:47 am
By: LifeZette
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Democrat Joe Biden was sworn in as the 46th president of the United States Wednesday, just before 12 pm EST, taking the oath of office on the United States Capitol steps.
Published: Thursday, January 21st, 2021 @ 1:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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Over the last four years, my family has had the immense honor of being able to call the "People's House" our home.
Published: Wednesday, January 20th, 2021 @ 2:16 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Naomi Lim of the Washington Examiner reports on special plans for President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration next week.
Published: Saturday, January 16th, 2021 @ 1:05 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The number of Republican lawmakers in the House who support impeaching President Donald Trump is growing, which could make the move just seven days before the president leaves office a bipartisan effort.
Published: Friday, January 15th, 2021 @ 1:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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“These temporary closures may be extended if the conditions persist."
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2021 @ 11:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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