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woke insanity gone mad
Published: Friday, June 5th, 2026 @ 10:07 am
By: John Steed
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issues EO to keep ICE away from polling places
Published: Thursday, May 21st, 2026 @ 1:29 pm
By: John Steed
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"That’s not an easy mission and you’re asking why didn’t we do that in five other places at the same time?"
Published: Thursday, January 29th, 2026 @ 1:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Virginia seems to want to become California
Published: Tuesday, January 27th, 2026 @ 2:49 pm
By: John Steed
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"Up from 0.91% in 2023 and double the rate in 2020"
Published: Thursday, September 11th, 2025 @ 9:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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RINO replaces stalwart conservative Dale Folwell as State Treasurer
Published: Monday, December 2nd, 2024 @ 5:53 pm
By: John Steed
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California is known as one of the most beautiful places to live, partly due to the state's strong commitment to keeping the streets free from dangerous criminals.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 3:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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BENTONVILLE, AR — Executives from mega-retailer Walmart announced today they will replace their iconic smiley face that rolls back prices with a frowny face that travels around the store rolling prices forward.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 3:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Finding a good, Christian girl has never been harder. That's why The Babylon Bee is here to help out by offering you this tried and tested list of the absolute best places to look.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 3:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When you're planning for the future, it's best to know the right places to invest and what you can rely on down the road. Surprising as it may be, depending on the United States federal government has not always gone well!
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Eastern North Carolina has lots of history, beautiful nature, and different cultures. There are cute towns by the coast and lively cities. Anyone visiting can find lots of interesting things to see and do in this pretty part of...
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:48 am
By: Francesca
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A federal judge has blocked a far-reaching California law that would have banned carrying guns almost everywhere in public, including at places like churches and playgrounds.
Published: Friday, January 19th, 2024 @ 2:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Baptist Publishing House has announced the publication of a new English translation of the Bible, the New Baptist Version or NBV, which helpfully replaces all instances of the word ‘hell' with ‘heck'.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In my darkest imagination, I see Donald Trump on Inauguration Day 2025. He is smug as he places his hand on the Bible and pledges his oath to uphold the Constitution.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis whipped out a map during his debate with California Governor Gavin Newsom on Thursday night showing all the public places where human feces have been discovered in San Francisco.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Residents have been filling City Hall with complaints after a city planner successfully placed "No U-Turn" signs at every intersection where any driver might actually want to make a U-turn.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Charlotte has joined a list of major US cities who recently placed a formal bid to designate the Queen City as a nationally recognized regional tech hub.
Published: Monday, December 4th, 2023 @ 3:55 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Voters in Ohio voted Tuesday to approve a ballot initiative that places a right to an abortion into the state’s constitution.
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 11:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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After record-breaking low box office sales with the opening of The Marvels, Disney has announced they will be rereleasing the flop and replacing every single actor with Chris Pratt.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Says he would expand his "wildly successful" travel ban for "terror-plagued countries, territories, and places"
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:52 am
By: Daily Wire
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more Covid deaths in places with lockdowns; and lots of other damage
Published: Monday, September 4th, 2023 @ 10:47 am
By: John Steed
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In case you haven't heard, everything is woke now! This includes all your favorite places to shop. Since you can't swing a dead cat without hitting something woke, you may be left wondering if you can shop anywhere anymore.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“Sound of Freedom” has been dominating box offices across the country in places like Florida and Texas its first weekend out after taking the number one spot across the country on its release day July 4.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 4:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Fox News is reportedly set to replace its entire primetime lineup with three of the network’s biggest hosts, according to a new report.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 7:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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After Walmart announced plans to close 4 store locations in dangerous Chicago neighborhoods, Chicago Mayor-Elect Brandon Johnson issued a dire warning that this will leave many Chicagoans with fewer places to shoplift.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 12:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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replaces failing modern "sight-reading" curriculum
Published: Tuesday, May 9th, 2023 @ 5:21 pm
By: John Steed
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A Ukrainian court placed a leading Orthodox priest under house arrest Saturday, accusing him of justifying Russian aggression days after he allegedly cursed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 2:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a natural continuation of its push for diversity and celebration of transgender lifestyles, Anheuser-Busch has announced the company will be replacing the iconic Budweiser Clydesdales with cows that identify as and dress like horses.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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These days, it seems you aren't able to swing a dead cat without hitting a failing bank. We'll ignore the concerns raised by the fact that you're swinging a dead cat in the first place and instead focus on safer places to put your money.
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The effects of a struggling U.S. economy are starting to be felt in unexpected places, as heavy layoffs at Disney have now left Snow White with only three dwarfs in her entourage.
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 7:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A 46-year-old man won a New York women’s cycling event on Sunday, just a week after a 35-time winner on the women’s national cyclocross circuit revealed that she had retired after finishing in fourth place between two men in third and fifth places.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 1:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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A new record was set at a local Panda Express location today, as a fork replaced a set of chopsticks only three bites into a local man's meal. This breaks the previous record of seven bites, set at a Panda Express location in Wichita, Kansas in 2019.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 7:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Eve has once again come in last in a global poll for Most Popular Women in History. Comments left by those polled again cited Eve's instigation of the downfall of the human race as a whole as the main reason for her low ranking.
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2023 @ 9:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After months of complaints from the public over poor customer service, the North Carolina Department of Motor Vehicles Commissioner Wayne Goodwin says that the state’s DMV is going to test installing kiosks in grocery stores and other places around the state
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The Wall Street Journal on February 16 took careful note of “Europe’s Lesson in Green Hydrogen.” That lesson places significant doubt on hydrogen as the “carbon-neutral fuel of the future”:
Published: Sunday, March 5th, 2023 @ 11:59 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Classified documents from President Joe Biden’s tenure as Vice President keep turning up — in places ranging from his office at the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement to the garage at his Wilmington home — and Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) has just four questions he wants answered.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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United Airlines announced a deal to buy up to 400 electric aircraft from Eve Air Mobility coupled with a $15 million investment in the startup.
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2022 @ 4:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina places 10th in the nation for its tax environment, according to new rankings from the Washington, D.C.-based Tax Foundation.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 11:31 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Republican House candidate Harriet Hageman rolled to a decisive victory in Wyoming Tuesday night, replacing outgoing GOP Rep. Liz Cheney.
Published: Wednesday, November 16th, 2022 @ 8:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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A recent study is demonstrating the way young people view different states as potential places to live, especially when they are doing well financially.
Published: Tuesday, November 8th, 2022 @ 8:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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