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The media and general public were collectively unsure how to respond today, as a visiting "alien commander" from space held a press conference to ask the people of Earth to provide his planet with $40 billion in foreign aid
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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At a joint press conference with Trade Federation representatives, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas assured the nation that wave after wave of transport ships descending to the surface of the planet is "definitely not an invasion."
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 12:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) unloaded on Democrat President Joe Biden during a press conference on Thursday over reports that the Biden administration has used contractors to fly dozens of planes into the state of Florida carrying illegal aliens.
Published: Monday, August 15th, 2022 @ 8:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki on Tuesday downplayed the Biden administration reportedly flying planeloads of illegal immigrants into Florida and New York late at night, saying that the flights were actually “early flights — earlier than you might like to take a flight.”
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 11:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change declared that in a mere 18 years [exactly 18], all life on earth will be devastated by 127 [exactly 127] forms of "potentially irreversible" destruction.
Published: Friday, March 4th, 2022 @ 8:09 am
By: Guy Miller
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The White House press corps has been bugged.
Published: Wednesday, June 23rd, 2021 @ 5:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Sen. Bernie Sanders' perspective on the world is deeply wrong. He has spent his career defending oppressive socialist regimes across the planet while criticizing the supposed predation of the United States; he has generated no legislation of significance in decades of public service.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2019 @ 4:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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