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Several congressmen shocked to discover they’re in power.
Published: Monday, March 9th, 2026 @ 1:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"Oh my God! That is a change in the margin of 56 points over the course of just eight years."
Published: Sunday, July 13th, 2025 @ 7:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mary and Joseph, the parents of Jesus, who is called Christ, were reportedly shocked to receive an itemized bill following their "free stay" in a stable that included a $3,000 Airbnb cleaning fee.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 5:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“Star Trek” actor LeVar Burton was shocked to discover that one of his ancestors was a white Confederate soldier.
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 9:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Halloween revelers were shocked this week after a new haunted house that had gained strong notoriety for featuring human bodies being ripped limb from limb turned out to simply be a Planned Parenthood clinic.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the heels of Louisiana Representative Mike Johnson's election as Speaker of the House, family and close friends of the new speaker were shocked and amazed to learn that Mike Johnson is a congressman.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 10:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Americans are shocked at the rising tide of anti-Jewish propaganda and harassment in the streets and on college campuses. But we should have known that this spirit would predictably arise from the witch’s brew of postmodern cynicism, anti-American propaganda, and racialist resentment
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 1:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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All was not trumpets and harps at the Pearly Gates following a surprising revelation that has really ruffled some holy vestments. Saints in Heaven were shocked to learn Catholics have been trying to talk to them this whole time.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A 28-year-old New York woman who survived Hamas‘ massacre at an outdoor festival in southern Israel two weeks ago says that she is stunned to see anti-Semitic protests in the U.S. and that she now feels safer in Israel than in her home country.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 4:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Daily Wire hosts Matt Walsh and Candace Owens spoke on Friday about the latest episode in her DailyWire+ series “Convicting a Murderer” and how shocked they were about the sympathy people have shown to convicted murderer Brendan Dassey.
Published: Saturday, November 4th, 2023 @ 5:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Members of Knoxville Community Church were shocked as they suddenly realized that the number of people in their worship band officially exceeded the number in the actual congregation.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 3:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A dedicated mall enthusiast was left severely disappointed this week after a long-awaited trip to the National Mall failed to live up to expectations, with the visitor shocked to discover the lack of any of his favorite stores.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Republican and independent voters in Nassau County, New York, this week were shocked to find out that they had changed parties after all the voter information cards mailed out before an upcoming primary mistakenly identified every voter as a Democrat.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 11:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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An adult male is reportedly still using the phrase "cool beans" despite the current year being 2023, sources say. Dallas Woodrow, an Arizona native, shocked co-workers at Desert Burro Ltd. when he used the term to acknowledge a job well done.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 11:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Members of a local gym were shocked and distracted today after a woman — who was clearly new and not familiar with the expected attire of exercising females — spent her entire workout actually wearing clothing.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Perhaps a pair of Honduran illegal aliens were shocked and appalled at the outrageous inflation in Biden’s America, and that’s what caused them to allegedly kill the country’s national bird in an attempt to get a free meal, if authorities’ allegations are to be believed.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 1:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Todd Longwood, 40, was shocked to discover that the list of side effects from the new drug Relievitol perfectly described a typical day in his life.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 6:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local sinners Don and Cecily Whitewash were "shaken to the core" Friday after coming to the realization that their children were growing up to be just like them: sinners.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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ATHENS, GA – Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams shocked Americans this week when she insisted we need abortion because "having children is why you're worried about the price of gas."
Published: Saturday, October 29th, 2022 @ 3:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tom Hardy literally shocked opponents at a martial arts fighting competition in England when he secretly entered the Brazilian jiu-jitsu event and walked away winning the whole thing.
Published: Wednesday, October 19th, 2022 @ 4:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The gay romantic comedy Bros saw a disappointing first weekend at the box office. Box office analysts are shocked that a movie aimed at 2% of the population fell short of attracting a broader audience.
Published: Saturday, October 15th, 2022 @ 1:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman J.J. Watt tweeted Sunday that his heart had to be shocked back into rhythm late last week after it went into atrial fibrillation (A-fib).
Published: Thursday, October 6th, 2022 @ 2:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Chick-fil-A marketing executives announced Monday that they were "shocked and embarrassed" to discover that the cows they hired to run their marketing department have been making "egregious and inexcusable spelling errors" for years.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 12:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Bernie Sanders famously said that "real" socialism has never been tried. Frankly, we're shocked he would ever suggest such a thing because there are numerous examples of real socialist utopias that we have to pull from.
Published: Friday, July 1st, 2022 @ 12:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With nothing to do during basketball playoffs, LeBron James turned on a hockey game and was shocked to see players somehow getting back to their feet after being knocked over.
Published: Thursday, June 2nd, 2022 @ 12:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Friday, a Dutch reporter was pulled away from the camera as he reported on live TV from the Beijing Olympics while the shocked Dutch anchorwoman looked on.
Published: Friday, February 25th, 2022 @ 11:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Today, Governor Stacey Abrams (as she still thinks of herself) shocked the political world when she snubbed the President and Vice President at an event in Georgia that was seemingly planned just for her.
Published: Wednesday, January 12th, 2022 @ 11:12 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Shutting down pipelines and then being shocked by high oil prices. Foisting vaccine mandates on truck drivers when there are rampant shipping and supply-chain problems. Passing multitrillion-dollar spending bills and being gobsmacked by runaway inflation.
Published: Friday, January 7th, 2022 @ 9:05 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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You’ll be shocked — shocked! — to learn that some enterprising souls stand to make big money from the alarmism associated with climate policy.
Published: Thursday, March 11th, 2021 @ 12:14 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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President Donald Trump is reportedly ‘shocked” and concerned over Saturday’s kickoff rally for his 2020 re-election campaign and changes may be coming
Published: Monday, June 22nd, 2020 @ 11:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolinians should be shocked by the utter lawlessness that occurred in downtown Raleigh once again last night, this time on the State Capitol grounds.
Published: Monday, June 22nd, 2020 @ 10:49 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The U.S. unemployment rate shocked economists on Wall Street, dropping to 13.3% for the month of May.
Published: Monday, June 8th, 2020 @ 9:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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A North Carolina Central University student found herself in handcuffs late Tuesday, after she admitted at an "anti-fascist" rally in front of the Durham, North Carolina, county courthouse, that she was the one who tossed a rope over a monument to conscripted Confederate soldiers and pulled it down.
Published: Sunday, August 20th, 2017 @ 8:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Hasan Harnett certainly shocked the political world this weekend. It's also become clear that the establishment is not going to play nice with the new NCGOP chairman.
Published: Monday, June 8th, 2015 @ 10:27 am
By: Brant Clifton
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Last year, Americans were shocked to learn about the widespread systematic failures of the VA, with many veterans being forced to wait months to see health care providers.
Published: Monday, April 27th, 2015 @ 10:42 pm
By: Thom Tillis
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As we watched the DNC, many of us were shocked by the naked hostility that was directed towards our traditional values-like religion, family traditions, and individual responsibility.
Published: Wednesday, September 19th, 2012 @ 11:47 am
By: Marvin Sparks
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