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Not to be outdone by former President Trump, Hillary Clinton announced she had released her own line of shoes that come with just enough cement in the bottom to sink straight to the bottom of the sea.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the city of Philadelphia is being plagued by looters stealing from liquor stores, electronics stores, and shoe stores. Reports indicate the looters are noble impoverished people just trying to find bread to feed their children.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Alright, SIMPS! These days, it's getting harder and harder to find any real men. Not guys who are "in touch with their feelings" or "enjoy a good pair of barefoot wingtip shoes" — we're talking real-deal, manly men.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 3:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local seven-year-old Audrey Williamson tragically fell into a coma today after her mother kindly asked her to put on shoes before going to school.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 9:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local gay couple Garth Millens and Chaz Nimby have begun the process of shopping for a brand-new designer baby to adopt as their own — hopefully one that matches their shoes and will look fetching when they're walking with it down Grove Street.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 1:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Move aside, purple horseshoes! General Mills announced today an exciting new addition to their Lucky Charms marshmallow lineup: Ukraine Flag charms, available for a limited time only.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Marking an historic moment in our nation's history, brilliant lawmaker and shoelace combatant Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez boldly took the floor with a biting question for her fellow representatives.
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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shoe is now on the other foot for FBI political thugs
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 1:11 pm
By: John Steed
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Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared live via satellite from the North Pole on CNN's Anderson Cooper 360° to push back at the recent assertion by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis that he was an elf.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 11:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After finding herself unnecessarily upset about a thoughtful critique from her husband regarding her shoe collection and a dearth of closet space, dutiful wife Clarissa Zwygart was able to calm down after her husband wisely counseled her to calm down.
Published: Friday, August 5th, 2022 @ 5:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The lawyers who won a major Second Amendment case before the U.S. Supreme Court this week got even less than a pat on the back from the white-shoe law firm they work for – they were forced to quit.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 10:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Golden horseshoe award
Published: Sunday, July 3rd, 2022 @ 7:54 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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It is reasonable to conclude that Trump was a threat to the cabal that are responsible for the pandemic. They needed to get Trump out of the way for the pandemic to be successful and bring on The Great Reset.
Published: Sunday, June 5th, 2022 @ 8:51 am
By: John Woodard
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S.H.O.E.S. project returns to combat mental illness, depression
Published: Friday, February 11th, 2022 @ 4:09 am
By: ECU News Services
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Yuri Lopez was orphaned at the age of two and spent her childhood shifting between 14 orphanages in Honduras. But her life was transformed one Christmas when she received a shoebox filled with gifts from the North Carolina-based international Christian ministry Samaritan’s Purse.
Published: Tuesday, December 28th, 2021 @ 9:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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David Moore knows he has the chance to step into a considerable role for the Panthers, but he's not trying to fill the shoes of anyone in particular.
Published: Wednesday, March 24th, 2021 @ 11:02 am
By: Daniel Bunting
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On November 28, 2009, Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada ran out of his parents’ Council Bluffs, Iowa, home without shoes during a snowstorm. They never saw him again.
Published: Wednesday, July 24th, 2019 @ 1:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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There once was a country that lived in a shoe.
Published: Thursday, November 1st, 2018 @ 2:20 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Walmart has low prices for all kinds of products, from clothing to shoes to groceries and almost everything in between
Published: Wednesday, October 17th, 2018 @ 12:11 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Uptown Greenville's newest business Art&Sole will host their grand opening event Saturday, March 24th from 4-6pm, located at 415 Evans St
Published: Friday, March 23rd, 2018 @ 4:36 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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One of the tricks of the mind is that we remember things like a snapshot. After a few years our image of the past is cast in indelible concrete like an old picture in the shoe box up in the attic or a statue in the town square
Published: Thursday, June 29th, 2017 @ 9:45 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Tutus and tap shoes were in abundance this past weekend at the historic Turnage Theatre
Published: Tuesday, May 16th, 2017 @ 11:33 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Thanks to Islamic terrorism analyst and police advisor Walid Shoebat, it's been alleged that the man selected to take a shot at Donald Trump during the Democratic National Convention was not identified honestly by Hillary Clinton
Published: Tuesday, August 9th, 2016 @ 12:34 pm
By: Jim Kouri
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Hundreds of pairs of shoes, each with a story to tell, filled the mall near the cupola on East Carolina University's campus on Feb. 11.
Published: Monday, February 29th, 2016 @ 3:43 am
By: ECU News Services
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Chris Morgan's lifelong interests in art and science converged in a tiny village in Africa this fall.
Published: Sunday, February 7th, 2016 @ 5:25 am
By: ECU News Services
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Currently, state law mandates that school board elections be non-partisan contests, but there are exceptions to the rule. According to a guide (PDF) published by the N.C. State Board of Elections, 17 of the state's 115 school boards elect and/or appoint members by political party. They include...
Published: Wednesday, July 1st, 2015 @ 12:50 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Heavy downpours didn't dampen the celebration of a construction milestone for Gateway Residence Hall at East Carolina University on Jan. 12.
Published: Sunday, January 18th, 2015 @ 10:24 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Now, it appears WCNC in Charlotte has found one more questionable scenario involving Tillis, some wealthy donors, their real estate deals, and the proposed I-77 toll lane project enthusiastically backed by Tillis.
Published: Tuesday, September 23rd, 2014 @ 8:01 am
By: Brant Clifton
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A printer, TV, mattress topper, bags full of clothes and an extra-large bin of shoes surrounded the Cotran family outside of East Carolina University's Garrett Hall August 21.
Published: Saturday, August 30th, 2014 @ 11:21 pm
By: ECU News Services
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If you listen to the drive-by media or the zombies and trolls following Bill Barber around, you’d think North Carolina state government was now a shoe-string operation.
Published: Monday, August 25th, 2014 @ 12:30 am
By: Brant Clifton
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William Henry "Bill" Shoemaker, age 78, a resident of Harvey Rd., Washington, NC, went to be with his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Sunday, June 29, 2014 at Vidant Inpatient Hospice.
Published: Monday, June 30th, 2014 @ 10:10 am
By: Announcements
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Foundation preparation for the newest residence halls, Gateway East and West, has begun and project completion is scheduled for July 2015. Gateway East and West will be the newest addition to East Carolina University's campus living as they replace Belk Residence Hall and will house 720 students.
Published: Monday, April 28th, 2014 @ 1:00 am
By: ECU News Services
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So good 'ol Hillary gets a shoe thrown at her. It missed. She was giving the keynote address at the Las Vegas meeting of the Institute of Scrap and Recycling Industries.
Published: Monday, April 21st, 2014 @ 9:09 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Duke Energy coal ash saga reminds us of the old poem, "For Wont of a Nail." No doubt you remember that because of a missing horseshoe nail a horse, a rider, a message, a battle, a war and a kingdom were lost.
Published: Sunday, April 6th, 2014 @ 8:10 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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Pirates of all ages are encouraged to bring their dancing shoes to shag the night away, partake of the food and grog, mingle with pirates, try to find their sea legs in the bounce-houses, and more!
Published: Wednesday, March 12th, 2014 @ 8:56 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Women in this country put in 100% of the work that men do - but get paid only 77 cents for every dollar a man receives.
Published: Wednesday, February 5th, 2014 @ 3:44 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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Joey Perry goes through several pairs of tennis shoes each year. It's easy to do when you're responsible for every painted inch at Bagwell Field in Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium.
Published: Thursday, September 12th, 2013 @ 10:53 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Alarmed by what it perceived as a legislative agenda that was encroaching on local school boards' oversight of education, and unnerved by a lack of support from the business community, the North Carolina School Boards Association has created an advocacy organization to protect its interests and...
Published: Friday, August 30th, 2013 @ 7:42 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Gather your family, friends and co-workers, grab your walking shoes and join us for the Cypress Landing Hope and Heroes Walk on Thursday, September 5! Register today and take the first step in helping your local family, friends and neighbors who are affected by cancer.
Published: Tuesday, August 20th, 2013 @ 5:17 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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