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This time of year, online shopping surges as folks scramble to buy holiday gifts and find the best deals online. Unfortunately, scammers know this all too well and will be trying to take advantage of unaware shoppers.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:23 pm
By: ENC NOW
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Shoppers observed a woman frantically buying up all pumpkin-shaped kitchen items at a local Home Goods store this week after falling for the oldest "You Have This But It's Not Shaped Like An Adorable Fall Pumpkin" marketing trick in the book.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Target announced plans to shut down nine stores across four different U.S. states after ongoing reports of violence, theft, and organized retail crime have threatened the safety of shoppers and employees.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 7:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In the wake of the Target controversy resulting in widespread calls for boycotts among suburban housewife shoppers, husbands across the United States have begun praying faith-based home decor retail chain Hobby Lobby will make a bad public relations decision to cause a similar firestorm
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 1:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mayor Eric Adams (D-New York City) has advised local stores to bar patrons from entry if they refuse to remove their face masks, saying that they are more likely to be hiding from police than from exposure to COVID.
Published: Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 @ 2:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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A man at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota, was recently ordered to remove a “Jesus Saves” t-shirt after security guards reportedly told him that shoppers were offended.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Sticker shock is hitting some shoppers as they get ready to host Thanksgiving this year. The soaring cost of energy is slowing supply chains for grocery stores and spiking costs for farmers.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 9:56 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A small commotion broke out and stopped Christmas shoppers in their tracks at a local mall today, as Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen sitting on the mall Santa's lap and overheard asking for an additional $50 billion in funding for his nation's ongoing war against Russia.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 1:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a tragic breakdown in communication has led to thousands of Whole Foods shoppers being completely unaware that the global pandemic ended 18 months ago.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 6:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina merchants will have even fewer shoppers next week, thanks to an executive order Gov. Roy Cooper announced at a Thursday, April 9 news conference.
Published: Thursday, April 16th, 2020 @ 10:51 am
By: Carolina Journal
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I have my fingerprints on file with the federal, state and local authorities mainly due to a disagreement with the draft board in 1967
Published: Thursday, September 3rd, 2015 @ 2:19 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Ayn Rand and George Orwell are starting to look like real prophets. We've got record unemployment, bankruptcies, foreclosures, and business closings.
Published: Thursday, November 8th, 2012 @ 9:53 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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Just today, November 17, 2011, I am witness to those zany Target commercials, with the maniacal Black Friday shopper for the 3rd year now, and I'm still laughing. Maria Bamford really cracks me up.
Published: Saturday, November 19th, 2011 @ 12:43 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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