It's been quite a rollercoaster the last few years. Everywhere you turn, you find more reasons to distrust the authorities that oversee our lives. At least we can trust the big pharmaceutical companies that work so hard to keep us alive and well, right? Right?!
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Many on social media these days are talking about the trend of "Tradwives", a totally new concept where women marry, have kids, take care of those kids, love their husbands, and engage in traditional home-making tasks.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local mother expressed relief and finally sat down to rest from her marathon session of doomsday preparation, confident that her family was now ready to endure the upcoming outbreak of World War III because her tomato plant had sprouted.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ZORAH, ISRAEL — Following a string of record-breaking feats of strength, conditioning, and weight loss thanks to a full commitment to his keto lifestyle, Israelite strongman Samson found himself facing a whirlwind of temptation when his mistress Delilah took up baking sourdough loaves.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ms. Mary “Jeannette” Weathersby Bennett, age 75, of Aurora, died Friday, August 26, 2022.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 10:20 am
By: Announcements
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Thor god of thunder has once again returned to Earth to visit his love interest, Jane Foster. After realizing that Jane was able to wield all the powers of the mighty Thor Odinson by simply picking up his old hammer, Thor has decided to pick up Jane's most prized item
Published: Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 @ 8:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The main topic I was planning to write about is something that happened to me a half-dozen or so times when I was a kid.
Published: Friday, February 12th, 2021 @ 5:04 pm
By: Jeff Kay
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