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Flop-sweat of desperation against National Rally and AfD
Published: Thursday, November 14th, 2024 @ 8:27 am
By: John Steed
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In an effort to repair the damage done to its image that resulted in it being relegated to "gay beer," beverage titan Bud Light has entered into a partnership with a sports organization where sweaty men in underwear hug and wrestle each other for extended periods of time.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After you get married, it's common for the flame of love to cool, with each spouse eventually reaching the point of using the toilet with the bathroom door open, wearing nothing but sweatpants around the house, and finding deep-seated flaws in the way each other breathes.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Two brothers who are teammates on the NHL’s Florida Panthers refused to wear an LGBTQ sweater during the team’s warmup skate on Thursday night, citing their religious beliefs.
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 1:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man was suddenly struck with fear as he stood in line to enter Heaven when Saint Peter unexpectedly asked him to answer how many warriors were in the tribe of Simeon at the time of the Exodus.
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022 @ 1:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a raft of new polls this week showing GOP gains in key Senate battleground states, Republicans were seen Googling "What to do after winning an election," while dabbing beads of sweat from their brows.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 9:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Happy first day of fall!
Published: Monday, September 26th, 2022 @ 6:53 pm
By: ENC NOW
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On Tuesday, musician Miley Cyrus teamed up with Marc Jacobs to promote abortion and pump money into taxpayer-funded abortion mill Planned Parenthood with raunchy images of the 26-year-old and sweatshirt sales.
Published: Wednesday, June 12th, 2019 @ 10:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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At long last, its' beginning to feel a lot like autumn. The mornings are chilly and call for a light sweater.
Published: Saturday, October 27th, 2018 @ 9:55 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Not in my wildest dreams, did I expect an "early service" in July to warrant a light sweater!
Published: Saturday, July 14th, 2018 @ 4:43 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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