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Following the news that President Joe Biden is in favor of developing methods to combat global warming by preventing the sun from shining on the earth, White House officials have announced one potential solution being discussed involves blocking out the sun by using your mom.
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 @ 4:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, 60 Minutes host Scott Pelley held a sit-down interview on the universe's ecological sustainability with a figure who has been both dismissed as a doomsdayer and celebrated as humanity's best hope for longevity on earth: Thanos.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, Hell's Kitchen superhero Daredevil was overheard thanking God for making him go blind and saving him the horror of watching She-Hulk twerk with rap artist Megan Thee Stallion.
Published: Wednesday, September 21st, 2022 @ 1:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The choice to murder your own offspring for convenience is a fundamental human right. Without choice, you might as well be, like, a handmaid in The Handmaid's Tale!
Published: Wednesday, May 4th, 2022 @ 8:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jesus is literally all over the Marvel movies. Everywhere you turn, there's another Christ figure. And as we all know, the best place to get our theology is from Marvel films.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 12:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In 1798, British economist Thomas Malthus published An Essay on the Principle of Population.
Published: Tuesday, March 9th, 2021 @ 10:49 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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