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As part of its new agreement with the drivers union, global shipping giant UPS has announced the company will be paying its drivers $170k per year as well as introducing an updated version of its driver uniform that features a top hat and monocle.
Published: Monday, October 9th, 2023 @ 1:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sporting a purple pin-striped suit and top hat while twirling a cane whimsically, President Biden announced today that he has hidden five golden crack pipes among the millions of taxpayer-funded safe smoking kits.
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 1:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A fierce Monopoly game night has once again made the very subtle transition into a murder mystery evening.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 12:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We have witnessed many beautiful sights in our day, but nothing - not even the births of our own children - can compare to the GOREGOUSNESS that was Lizzo twerking in Abraham Lincoln's top hat.
Published: Sunday, October 9th, 2022 @ 1:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After musical artist and professional twerker Lizzo made waves by playing James Madison's crystal flute on stage, Beyoncé upped the ante by performing in Times Square wearing George Washington's false teeth.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 7:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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California Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom’s wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, posted and then deleted a tweet late on Sunday as questions swirl about her husband’s whereabouts.
Published: Tuesday, August 16th, 2022 @ 8:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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California Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom claimed on Tuesday that he skipped out of a global climate conference in Scotland because his kids “had an intervention” for him where they pressed him not to miss Halloween.
Published: Tuesday, August 16th, 2022 @ 11:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Todd Smith was out of town one Saturday when he got an unnerving phone call.
Published: Friday, August 9th, 2019 @ 12:40 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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What is Hate Comedy? Basically, it is the only form of comedy that one is subjected to these days - from the hate-mongering late night talk show hosts, to all the rabid liberal faux comedians touting themselves as stand-up comedians.
Published: Monday, November 26th, 2018 @ 3:03 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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The unexpected death of Associate Justice Antonin Scalia overshadowed all other news emerging from the U.S. Supreme Court during the past year
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2016 @ 9:44 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Imagine a college student who has just formed a student group. In order to generate interest in this group, the student goes to the student union and passes out flyers for the inaugural meeting
Published: Thursday, July 21st, 2016 @ 5:04 pm
By: John William Pope Center
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