According to sources embedded within the Baxter residence, local teenage son Matt Jennings casually asked his mother what she was cooking for dinner just 20 minutes after consuming approximately 50,000 calories at the family's 3 P.M. Thanksgiving dinner.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 11:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man felt discouraged this morning during his daily weigh-in after discovering every calorie he burned competing in a triathlon yesterday was gained back by taking one bite of a donut.
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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