A large number of lawmakers on Capitol Hill felt embarrassed today, as Republicans from the House of Representatives all showed up to the Congressional Halloween Party dressed in the same clown costume.
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of public outcry over the murderous evil clown Pennywise telling the townspeople "I'm coming for your children," the local NBC affiliate is assuring residents that the demonic creature is totally harmless and only joking.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 9:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Vice President Kamala Harris was honored with an honorary degree from America's premier clown college Wednesday for her hard work clowning around the nation's capital. Harris joins a pantheon of great American clowns such as Lori Lightfoot and John Wayne Gacy.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 5:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to reports, a group of clowns has gathered at the Capitol Building to debate over who should be the next king over all the clowns.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 9:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The clown emoji 🤡 held a press conference Monday with the express purpose of distancing itself from Democrats who, according to the clown emoji, have caused significant harm to its brand and livelihood.
Published: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022 @ 10:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) channeled 1970s singer Judy Collins Thursday as he sized up the state of America’s big cities under the leadership of leftist mayors.
Published: Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 @ 2:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Now, after one day of the Senate Judiciary Committee's inquisition of Attorney General Barr, the Democratic Socialist controlled House of Representatives are joining the Ass Clown act because of their extreme dissatisfaction that the Attorney General would not sit in their hot seat.
Published: Thursday, May 9th, 2019 @ 11:43 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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They exist for our humor, our derision; full bodied human symbols of just how Stupid it can all get.
Published: Wednesday, May 8th, 2019 @ 11:51 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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I do not know if there is a class in teacher school on how to deal with class clowns, but one of my teachers at CHS knew how to handle my excesses and he did so without saying a word. Below are a couple of examples of my boisterous behavior in class.
Published: Thursday, August 2nd, 2018 @ 8:41 am
By: Bobby Tony
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I am required to Tag these articles as "HUMOR" because I have been told that not everyone gets my sense of humor. I used to use the clown face but it drastically reduced views because my 15 minutes elapsed long ago.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2017 @ 12:25 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Not one friend or relative of mine thinks that I am a passive person, but Microsoft Word says that I am and who can argue with Bill Gates.
Published: Sunday, September 18th, 2016 @ 4:04 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Driving without a license at my age is apparently another benefit of medicare. My doctor told me so.
Published: Tuesday, May 17th, 2016 @ 12:10 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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