Wal-Mart’s Secret Plan Is Laid Bare For All To See | Eastern NC Now

    Ever wonder why Wal-Mart is so successful? I am here to tell you their darkest secret. You can rest assured that you can believe every word of this posting because I got it straight a person who is very close to a cousin of Wal-Mart's CEO who I met in a coffee shop who spoke on a condition of anonymity because he is not allowed to say anything about anything of importance.

    Wal-Mart's secret of success is The Male Shopper & the End of Aisle Displays of Clothes Hangers Priced at 12 for a Dollar.

    Here is how it works...

    • It all begins when a Male Shopper goes to Wal-Mart looking for Beer and Doritos.
    • He comes upon the End of Aisle ... 12 for a Dollar Clothes Hanger Display.
    • The male shopper is not that experienced at shopping but 12 of anything for a dollar is one of his hot buttons.
    • He buys his Beer, Doritos & Bargain 12 For a Dollar Hangers and, feeling very good about himself, he heads for home.
    • Once home he hangs his 12 new hangers in the closet and sits in front of his TV to watch whatever sporting event is on at the present time with his Beer and lots of Doritos.
    • While he is watching TV, his wife goes into the closet and finds the 12 empty hangers.
    • She is struck with amazement because she thought all hangers in her closet had clothes hanging on them.
    • She says to herself, "Golly gee! How did this happen? I'm going to Wal-Mart this very minute and buy 12 Blouses, Jeans or Whatevers that I have always wanted."
    • There is no way he can help but buy those hangers and there is no way she cannot head right out to fill those hangers up with stuff she has always wanted.
    • It is in their DNA.

    There you have it. The secret of how Wal-Mart has become the retail giant that America has come to love and/or hate.

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella