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My new job is to search out and boldly go where no techno nerd has gone before.

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  Here is a note from the roving Technology Reporter who is currently claiming he is on a make believe walk-about. BCN-roving editor

   I have been reviewing my bucket list and have added a few more items to the bucket.  I have just about given up on the top items on the list (hitting the lottery) but the odds of this happening are clearly about the same. (The writer formerly known as Bobby Tony)  

     I have a new occupation. My new job is to search out and boldly go where no aging techno-nerd has gone before.

     Accordingly, I submit a new twist in the technology arena. While all the young people are busy trying to master the hover board,  Segway PT,  or whatever new gadget is being hawked to them, I have found the ultimate challenge. Back in my younger days the quest for new experiences led to the a bucket list entry "Mile High Club." I am beginning to believe my bucket has a hole in it, but here is my new addition.

     As an old man, I now offer the alternative especially designed for the geriatric generation. The "Terry Lifestyle Home Lift". The challenge is to enter the "Second Floor Club". It is a simple challenge. The ride only last a minute and the distance traveled is less than twenty feet.

The challenge is to find a way to .......... Well you get the point.


Still on walkabout - but always in search of new experiences


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( August 6th, 2016 @ 10:10 am )
 
I watched to the end, and the only person that got "neeckkeed" was me.
( August 2nd, 2016 @ 1:45 pm )
 
I am willing to bet that no one watched that video all the way to the end (4:30) just to see if those two people got "neeckkeed." I am not telling!

There is a difference between naked and "neeckkeed." Naked means you don't have any clothes on. "Neeckkeed" means you don't have any clothes on but you're up to no good.
( August 2nd, 2016 @ 10:49 am )
 
I am working on the Reverse-Elvis effect. Elvis would usually leave the arena after his last curtain call and they would announce, "ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING." My idea is to keep coming back for a non-audience-requested-curtain call until the "LAST AUDIENCE MEMBER HAS LEFT THE BUILDING." So far it is working well.

"BT – IS LEFT IN THE BUILDING .....ALONE."
( August 2nd, 2016 @ 10:46 am )
 
Great qualifier, in conclusion, tucked over to the right at the bottom, below the video, so only I would see it.



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