I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.Now, I don't claim to be a Thomas Edison but I have found that perfection does not come on the first try. When I initially bought my first "Niffty Nabber," ( yes it actually does have a name) I used it to reach items in the my home shop. I had build shelves to hold my collection of CRAP (Collectibles Rare and Precious). I am not one to waste space so I the shelves went from floor to ceiling. The 'Niffty Nabber' helped me reach those items. It was also good for reaching items in the top Kitchen Shelves without getting on a step ladder. Since no one has asked why I need one in the car, I will volunteer the reason. I am somewhat of a lazy person and getting out of the car to get the mail just seems like too much trouble. The 'Niffty Nabber' allows me to get mail from my street mail box from the driver's seat without getting out of the car. Since I am also a jokester and prankster, it helps me pick up my lunch sack with Big Mac and Fries at McDonald's. You know some of those workers don't have a very good sense of humor. I wonder if a raise to $15 per hour would help that?
Bobby Tony, you are right about small profits but that did not stop my father's customers from pulling his chain. I once heard this exchange between my father and one of his loyal customers...
Loyal Customer, "Mr. Ortolano, I don't understand how you can charge your friends these kind of prices". Mt Father, "I've got to charge my friends these kind of prices because my enemies don't shop with me". Another interesting commentary about New Orleans Grocery Shopping...In New Orleans, if someone said they were going to the grocery store to do their grocery shopping they said it this way, "I'm going to make groceries". |
Alex, I'll bet you wish you still had that extended grabber. It may be worth $250 today but it holds a Million Dollar Memory.
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Comment #1 It is an undeniable fact of life that, when you drop a prescription pill on the floor, it will roll underneath the refrigerator or the stove. The more expensive that pill is, the further it will roll under the refrigerator or the stove.
Comment #2: Back in the time when there were small grocery stores, my Father owned a small grocery store. It as so small that the shelving was very high. We had a Grabber that could get to the top of the high shelves. It was about 9 feet long & had 2 grips that caused the grabber to grab. One was on the end & one was half was up the pole for use on lower shelves. I liked to grab a high up item & release it & catch it with my left hand. My parents liked to tell me not to do that. The biggest thrill was dropping a glass item. That caused my parents to pay real close attention to me not paying attention to them. Comment #3: You referred to the length of the Grabber/Pincher. Credit for this one comes from George Burns about Ed Wynn. He said Ed Wynn invented the 11 foot pole that you used to touch people who you would not touch with a 10 foot pole. |
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Another is the old country boy who says he lives on 2% profit. "I buy it for $1 and sell it for $2. That 2% is all that keeps me in this business."
I am sure you have plenty of stories. The retail business is one of the most misunderstood businesses by the average guy. It is even worse now that profit is a bad word.