Finally Relief Is Coming For Our Fellow Citizens Trapped In The Awful Violence & Mayhem Of Chicago But It’s Going To Cost A Lot Of Money... Or is it? | Eastern North Carolina Now

Now Chicagoians can escape Chicago and they have a choice of three new places to live.

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    My sources tell me that our Federal Government is launching a plan to physically relocate our fellow Americans trapped in Chicago for their own safety. Before the end of the year the "Escape from Hell Relocation Program" will start to come to fruition...

    •Whole communities will be created where they can escape their awful living conditions in Chicago to new confines where they can begin to live peacefully.

    •Homes will be constructed at taxpayer expense for them to live in safety after their relocation.
    •Our government will arrange for their household goods to be packed up transported out of their dangerous living conditions in Chicago.
    •There was a tremendous expression of gratitude when the Chicagoans came out of hiding after seeing the announcement of the "Escape from Hell Relocation Program" on television.
    Some Americans were concerned about where the money to finance this costly project was going to come from but were relieved when they heard that the whole project is being funded by borrowing a lot of money from China.

    This means it will cost us almost nothing because money borrowed from China does not have to be repaid. We just have to pay a little bit of interest.

    One savvy Talking Head was heard to say on TV, "It's like free money".

    The "Escape from Hell Relocation Program" will cost the Chicago Refugees absolutely nothing.

    In truth their only responsibility will be that they must choose whether they want to go live in Guatemala, El Salvador or Honduras.

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella
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( March 12th, 2017 @ 5:33 pm )
 
Alex, as you and I know, there is no such thing as "free money", but is there somewhere I can contribute to some of these people's relocation off coast?



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