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    The following statement has just been issued by a spokesman for Pigeons Are People Too...

    "The removal of so many Confederate Statues is greatly reducing pooping locations for the pigeons of the Good Ole USofA.

    As you well know pigeons are creatures of habit. For more than a hundred years pigeons have been pooping on the plethora of Confederate Statues that have dotted the Fruited Plain.

    This recent onslaught of removals has caught our pigeons off guard. They have no place to go.

    We have constipated pigeons everywhere and I can assure you, while you may think this is funny, the pigeons aren't laughing."


    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella

    Lagniappe: Special note to all Statue Protestors, file this Blog Posting under Unintended Consequences.
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( August 23rd, 2017 @ 9:21 pm )
 
Consider the poor pigeons, if not the many good souls that perished for a cause that they believed in enough to have fought valiantly for over 4 years against immeasurable odds.



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