The World Needs Is Lots Of Pitched Battles | Eastern NC Now

    All over the world countries without the ability to design and build Major Weapons of Destruction are using Major Weapons of Destruction to kill their fellow man.

    How is this happening? If they can't design and build such things they ought not to be able to use such things but every day they are shooting and dropping such things at and on others.

    This happens because the countries that have the ability to design and build Major Weapons of Destruction are selling or giving these awful weapons to the have not's of the world.

    It appears that we have evolved into a new modern Principle of Fairness...

    Everyone Has an Innate Right to Be Able To Kill Other People in Bunches
    Allow me to paint a picture of a world where the Designer/Builder Nations did not allow their evil creations to be disseminated to little nations intent on killing their fellow man...
    The angry little nations would have to resort to their own meager resources to destroy each other. This means they would have to spit in the other guy's direction, throw rocks at them, hit them with sticks or stick them with pitchforks.
    Did you catch the use of the words "pitched battles" in the subject of this posting? Pitchforks ... Pitched Battles ... Get it? Pretty clever of me don't you think?

    This could actually stimulate business all over the world...

     Word could be put out that a battle was going to take place at a certain designated battlefield.
     The Battle Watchers would have to get to the Battle Site. This would stimulate revenue for the airline industry, train transportation, Uber, bicycle manufacturers and rent-a-car companies.
     The Battle Watchers would line up their canvas chairs along either side of the impending battle site just like Soccer Parents all over the Good Ole USofA do every day. This would stimulate the canvas chair manufacturing business.
     Local entrepreneurs could sell popcorn, candy, liquid refreshment to the world's Battle Watchers to consume as they watched the battles.
     The list could go on and on: Balloons, Tee Shirts, Hats, Pennants, etc.

    As it is now only the Major Weapons of Destruction Manufacturers make any money off of our wars. With my plan to bring back Pitched Battles, the war gravy will be spread around to many small and large entrepreneurs.

    Since this is the Bottom Line, here is the Bottom Line...     If we started having old fashioned kinds of wars, the world would beat a path to them and we would have what we all want in these dire economic times a Worldwide Economic Boom.
    I'm sure you all agree...Or do you all?

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella