Here Are Some More Things Elon Musk Should Buy And Fix | Beaufort County Now | With Elon Musk buying Twitter and committing to making it better, there has been much speculation about what he might purchase and restore next. The possibilities are endless!

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    With Elon Musk buying Twitter and committing to making it better, there has been much speculation about what he might purchase and restore next. The possibilities are endless!

    Here are a few of our ideas for things Elon should buy and fix next:

    Facebook: And bring back poking!

    ESPN: Make it about sports again!

    Apple Inc.: Then officially rename "pregnant man emoji" to "Bill Gates emoji."

    The show Firefly: And announce 12 new seasons.

    US Congress: Just launch it into the sun.

    Public schools: And make them stop grooming.

    Zach Snyder's Justice League: Reinsert Superman's mustache!

    Texas Roadhouse: Change the whole menu to just the rolls with honey cinnamon butter.

    LeCroix: Add flavor

    Your mom: And make her lose some weight.

    Wordle: And make it impossible to share your score.

    Chick-Fil-A: ...And keep everything the same.

    Spider-Man 3: Make the whole movie one extended goth Peter Parker dance scene.

    BLM: Make them actually care about black lives.

    Mitt Romney: Install testicles.

    Amy Schumer: Make her stop.

    Chrysler Motors: Bring back the PT Cruiser!

    Pfizer: Maybe he can get the vaccines to work.

    Frisbees: I throw them straight but they don't go straight! Why do they keep curving?!

    Our teenagers: No, seriously--do you want them?

    Bill Gates: Install an empathy chip using Neuralink.

    Democratic Party: Make them care about the people they serve rather than just obtaining power.

    Republican Party: Make them care about the people they serve rather than just obtaining power.

    Libertarian Party: Scrap for parts.

    Amazon's Lord of the Rings: Burn it to the ground and make everyone involved apologize to JRR Tolkien.

    Babylon Bee: Make them come up with a third joke. Also, free Cybertrucks.
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