DeSantis Just Signed These 12 BASED Executive Orders

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

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DeSantis Just Signed These 12 BASED Executive Orders

Published: Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 @ 12:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Look out, Florida! Gov Ron DeSantis just signed some super-based executive orders to own the libs! Awwwww yeeeaaaaaah!

    Here are some of the most notable:

    1) Disney must build two more Space Mountains so there's never a line: I mean, come on.

    2) Olive Garden must give out three times as many of those little chocolate mints at the end of the meal: This is just good business sense.

    3) All airline pilots in Florida must high-five before their flight and say "I have the need-the need for speed": Should improve safety in the danger zone.

    4) Blippi to be shot on sight: No quarter for enemies of the state!

    5) Cardio: Banned.

    6) TikTok: Banned.

    7) Leggings as pants: Double banned.

    8) Lord of the Rings added to high school English curriculum: A Tom Bombadil after-school program will be set up for at-risk youths.

    9) All tea must be sweet: Unsweetened tea to be dumped in the ocean.

    10) Games of "Hide 'N Seek" must be counted using 100 MISSISSIPPI's: Florida shall be a state of law and order!

    11) Theatrical releases to feature special Florida cut: Basically the same as the Chinese cut but in a language normal people speak.

    12) The Babylon Bee gains self-governing status: Dope!

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