Joe Biden Calls Obama To Wish Him A Speedy Recovery After Hearing The President Has COVID | Eastern NC Now

After learning that the president had contracted the Coronavirus, Joe Biden quickly called up Barack Obama to wish him a speedy recovery.

ENCNow
    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     After learning that the president had contracted the Coronavirus, Joe Biden quickly called up Barack Obama to wish him a speedy recovery.

    "Hey, man, this is Pedo Peter. How you holdin' up? I heard on the news you got COVID-19. Come on, man, you should've called me!" Biden reportedly told Obama's personal assistant.

    Biden continued speaking while waiting to be transferred to Obama. "I just want you to know that you're my rock. I love you, man. Sending thoughts and pringles your way. Libbenshneblet. End of note."

    Sources familiar with the matter claim that by the time Obama picked up the phone, Biden had gotten most of his inappropriate racist comments out of the way. The pair had a friendly conversation in which Biden wished his friend good health and asked how the trip to Saudi Arabia went.

    Dr. Jill Biden reportedly walked in on the conversation and then playfully shook her head in disbelief. "That's our Joe!" she laughed to herself.

    At publishing time, President Obama sent some more executive orders for Dr. Jill Biden to get her husband to sign.
Go Back


Leave a Guest Comment

Your Name or Alias
Your Email Address ( your email address will not be published )
Enter Your Comment ( text only please )




Coming Soon: The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy! Babylon Bee, America's First Idiot President, Editorials, Somebody's Laughing, Op-Ed & Politics, The Arts 8 Biggest Unanswered Questions From The Jan 6th Hearings


HbAD0

Latest The Arts

“There’s been a real freedom here,” says filmmaker Andrew Erwin.
Someone on X rightly put it, “this is now the face that launched a thousand quips..."
The star was also known for her roles in "Beetlejuice" and "Schitt's Creek."
The rapper took out a full page Wall Street Journal ad to apologize for his antisemitic rants.
Today, Alex Pretti, a promising protestor within the "mostly peaceful protest" of ICE performing their Constitutional duties in Minneapolis, Minnesota, became the leading candidate to win the 2026 Darwin Award, but, of course, Alex had to die to move into that first place pole position.

HbAD1

A driving force in the band, Weir wrote a number of the Dead's iconic songs and launched Dead & Company with John Mayer in 2015.
In early March, a tarantula the size of the Chrysler Building will descend on New York City.
Actor Russell Crowe said he considered walking off the set of his hit 2000 historical action-adventure film, “Gladiator,” due to what he considered flaws in the script.
Glorious old stories ruined by bad new ideas.

HbAD2

Academy Award-winner Taylor Sheridan is defecting to NBCUniversal after rumored clashes with the new Paramount CEO.
The Hollywood mainstay died at home Tuesday morning.

HbAD3

 
 
Back to Top