Jean-Pierre Clarifies That Official White House Policy Is The Opposite Of Whatever Biden Says In Interviews | Eastern North Carolina Now | During a White House press conference focused on clarifying every statement Biden has ever made, Press Secretary Jean-Pierre clarified that the official White House policy was the opposite of whatever President Biden says in interviews.

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     During a White House press conference focused on clarifying every statement Biden has ever made, Press Secretary Jean-Pierre clarified that the official White House policy was the opposite of whatever President Biden says in interviews.

    This official policy comes on the tail of the White House clarifying and contradicting nearly every statement Biden has made regarding the pandemic, Taiwan, illegal immigrants, Russia, inflation, and unborn babies. Curiously, there has been no correction from the White House after Biden called half of U.S. citizens an existential threat to democracy.

    "This policy is to stem confusion and reduce the number of questions asking for clarification and context," said Jean-Pierre to journalists suffering dizzy spells from the flurry of claims, counterclaims, statements, clarifications, and contexts.

    "She said what? That's a bunch of goat honky; I'm the President of the United States of America," said Biden in response to the White House's new policy.

    At publishing time, the White House clarified that Biden actually said, "She's exactly right, and Trump is a terrorist."

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Considering that Joe Biden is considered by so many to be the Imposter President: Is he actually knowledgeable enough, wise enough, patriotic enough to be this Constitutional Republic's president at this difficult point in these tumultuous times?
  Yes, Mr. Biden is thoughtful and kind, and just so different from the "Orange Man".
  No, this representation of "president" is either too corrupt, too stupid, or both to be a real president.
  I just want the fun guy, who knew how to make stuff work back.
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After one full year of the Biden /Harris Administration: Does Joe Biden have the intellectual capacity, and, or the energy to lead the United States of America through the mess that he predominately created ... in just one year?
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( October 2nd, 2022 @ 11:45 am )
 
Article 23.....
( October 1st, 2022 @ 3:58 pm )
 
Gunther: That is why this mid term election is so important: Win big in November, and with that voters' mandate start attempting to impeach every non patriot Democratic Socialist that one can find real impeachable fault with, and have a fighting dispense with them.
Gunther said:
( October 1st, 2022 @ 3:32 pm )
 
Why have the republicans not started impeachment against Biden and Harris?
Rich said:
( October 1st, 2022 @ 1:05 pm )
 
Joe biden, out of spite and hatred of Donald Trump has reversed every Trump policy, policies that were working ex: "stay in Mexico" was working the best ever in our immigration history and bidens hate for Trump out weighs his concerns or decisions for the American people in every policy he has inacted has been through executive order bypassing congress that is tyrannical, we shouldn't have to fight to keep kids out of harms reach & safe from sexual preditors in their own schoolchildren indoctrination and grooming of children is appalling that we even have to debate it, biden has furthered obamas racial divide, limiting the advancement of smart kids for an "equitable" ending is wrong, it's like lining up for a running race and telling certain kids not to run their fastest so that others don't feel bad, and that is beyond ignorance it's stupidity where would America be if we had this Equity crap way back in the 17, 18& 19 hundreds we wouldn't have planes trains and automobiles,USA needs
JANET said:
( October 1st, 2022 @ 1:05 pm )
 
HE IS NOT CAPABLE TO RUN A DOG POUND.HE HAS FULL TIME ALL TIMERS.THE IS SICK IN HIS HEAD THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE TO LEAD HIM HE IS INSANE



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