Aides Quickly Grab Bidenís Arm As He Tries To Follow The Light Again | Eastern North Carolina Now | A potentially disastrous situation was averted yesterday as White House aides were able to grab President Biden's arm in the nick of time and lead him away just as he was beginning to "follow the light."

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    WASHINGTON, DC     A potentially disastrous situation was averted yesterday as White House aides were able to grab President Biden's arm in the nick of time and lead him away just as he was beginning to "follow the light."

    Onlookers at the President's public appearance were bewildered as he could be seen wandering aimlessly away from the stage toward what seemed to be nothing in particular. "He finished his pre-written remarks and then just kind of tottered away from the podium," said Matthew Anderson, who had been watching from the crowd hoping to catch a viral Biden speech gaffe on video. "It looked like he might be intentionally moving toward something, but one of his aides grabbed him by the arm and pulled him away."

    An administration insider, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said this has been an ongoing occurrence in recent months. "He told us he keeps seeing a bright, white light in the distance and hears it calling his name," the staffer said. "He's been mentioning conversations with people who have been dead for years, but he's acting as if these conversations have been happening recently. Yesterday, he said he made plans to have lunch with Betty White."

Considering that Joe Biden is considered by so many to be the Imposter President: Is he actually knowledgeable enough, wise enough, patriotic enough to be this Constitutional Republic's president at this difficult point in these tumultuous times?
  Yes, Mr. Biden is thoughtful and kind, and just so different from the "Orange Man".
  No, this representation of "president" is either too corrupt, too stupid, or both to be a real president.
  I just want the fun guy, who knew how to make stuff work back.
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    At publishing time, White House staff was holding brainstorming sessions to come up with more efficient ways to keep the President from following the beckoning call to follow the light, presumably to the hereafter. Currently, the most popular ideas involve tying him to a stake in the ground near the podium, handcuffing him to the First Lady, or using the tried and true method of just locking him in the basement.
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( October 8th, 2022 @ 3:14 am )
He is not there mentally. Get rid of him and Kamala and do not put Pelosi in. Let Mike Pence Finnish his term. This bozo will destroy America.
( October 8th, 2022 @ 8:30 am )
Be careful what you want as Harris IMO will be even worse and more bumbling than Biden is.
Linda said:
( October 7th, 2022 @ 8:35 pm )
We need to replace him before he completely destroys our country!
Linda said:
( October 7th, 2022 @ 4:34 pm )
We need to replace him before he completely destroys our country!
Carol said:
( October 7th, 2022 @ 12:03 pm )
Get Rid of Biden!!! ASAP!
DiWayne said:
( October 6th, 2022 @ 4:33 pm )
Biden is in at least 3rd stage dementia. At least most of the time he is obedient to his handlers & reads what they allow him to tell the USA. Sad form of Elder Abuse/Exploitation of a disabled mind dementia - unable to made sound decisions for basic needs or care. Remove him from office before he does more damage to anything or anyone else.

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