Republicans Pounce On Afghanistan, Inflation, Economy, Spending, Jobs, Border Crisis, Dementia | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     As the midterm elections approach, cynical Republicans are pouncing on Biden for being one of the worst presidents ever. According to sources in Washington, Republicans plan to cruelly take advantage of Biden's handling of Afghanistan, inflation, the economy, spending, jobs, the border crisis, and his own dementia, to convince the American people to elect Republicans.

    "Wow, I'm so tired from all the pouncing," said Senator Ted Cruz while stretching his legs. "We Republicans love deviously using the failures of Democrats to suggest that they're doing a bad job so people won't vote for them."

    Cruz then threw back his head and laughed an evil laugh.

    "Republicans are once again showing how cruel and heartless they are, with all the pouncing," said Democrat Chuck Schumer. "They are simply taking advantage of our miserable failures so people will vote for them instead. Don't be fooled!"

    At publishing time, Biden heard about all the pouncing and ducked.


poll#162
In what may be the most divisive period in modern American History, even more divisive than the turbulent sixties due to today's lack of patriotism, consider what are the major catalysts causing so much of this calamity of conflict, and vote: What most instigates the division of America, on this day September 20, 2022?
  Racism within our society
  Sex realignment to the detriment of our society.
  Biden /Harris Wide Open Southern Border Policy for the Demographic Upheaval of OUR Constitutional Republic
  Rampant Crime in Democratic controlled cities, and the possible contagion elsewhere
  Covid Pandemic, and its mishandling at the political, and bureaucratic levels.
  The unresolved questions /allegation regarding the flawed 2020 General Election
  January 6th Riot or "Armed Insurrection", depending upon patriotic perspective
  Joe Biden as Divisive Leader; Ineffective and Corrupt Executive
  Failed Education Industry, from an overall perspective, regarding all levels of education.
  Propagandistic Media in complete conflict with the First Amendment's guarantee of Freedom of Speech, and the awesome responsibility of a Free Press..
  "Orangeman Bad!"
  Bureaucracy rushing to a behemoth size, its unjustified expense, and far too often overreach.
  The Weaponized Deep State for political purposes
  A secular ambivalence to all that is real.
  Record number of overdose deaths from opioids and now Fentanyl
  Biden Administration's disastrous Foreign Policy
  Bidenflation /supply chain failure inevitably evolving into stagflation and recession.
  "Ultra MAGA Extremists" freely speaking louder AND LOUDER!
925 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?


poll#154
Inarguably, the policies of the Democrats in congress and Joe Biden as the Executive is plunging the United States into a recession, if we are not already there; a recession that was completely avoidable. Will abrupt changes in policies occur in time?
  Yes, the Democrats have a bold plan, yet to be revealed, to save us.
  No, there will have to be a complete undoing of the damage done by these Democrats.
  I can't do simple math, so how am I to understand the concept of basic economics.
1,215 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?

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