Alex Jones Sentenced To Death | Eastern North Carolina Now | After several days of hearings, a Connecticut jury has found Alex Jones guilty of defamation and has sentenced him to death.

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    WATERBURY, CT     After several days of hearings, a Connecticut jury has found Alex Jones guilty of defamation and has sentenced him to death.

    "We the jury find Alex Jones guilty on all counts of defamation and have hereby sentenced him to hang from the neck until he is dead," read the presiding juror. "May God have mercy on his soul."

    Eyewitnesses say Jones collapsed as the verdict was read.

    "We understand this is a civil suit, but Alex Jones is so uniquely evil we decided pursuing the death penalty in this case was appropriate," said a lawyer representing the plaintiffs. "The jury also ruled that Jones must pay a sum of infinity dollars, which is good because our legal fee was eleventy-trillion-thousand dollars."

    Jones's lawyers are submitting an appeal, but legal experts predict the appeal will be immediately dismissed on the grounds of Alex Jones being Alex Jones.

    The execution is scheduled for next Wednesday.

It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?
  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.
  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?
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Considering what is being reported as the most divisive presidential speech - September 1, 2022 - in modern American history, where over 74,000,000 people, many of whom are OUR greatest patriots, were named as fascists by inference or otherwise: Is Joe Biden clearly capable of governing all of the American People to the betterment of this Representative Republic?
  Yes, it is important that Haters are named.
  No, Joe Biden cannot accept criticism when the real truth is his cruelest taskmaster.
  I have no idea what is going on because I only consume Democratic Socialist Media.
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( November 4th, 2022 @ 2:31 pm )
Bozetta is a Fake, and by that I mean, he has a fake email, bozetta @, which is a good indicator. while I generally might not approve this class of commenter, I did this time because of Fake Bozetta's word choice: Fake, fascist, right wing.

This rather Leftist talk is cliched verbiage of classic projection syndrome of speech, which I find informative of the Leftists' intent of purpose when attempting to make a point.
Bozetta said:
( November 4th, 2022 @ 2:13 pm )
Fake survey from fascist right wing jerks
( November 3rd, 2022 @ 2:26 pm )
Biden is not a president, he is the worse president ever, He did nothing as a Vice President. God help us all.
( November 2nd, 2022 @ 1:02 pm )
I have served as a Conservative county commissioner for 22 years, and I will admit the GOP has problems trying to accommodate Republicans that have no idea what Conservative Principles are.
( November 2nd, 2022 @ 8:03 am )
The propaganda media (self styled MSM) is deliberately giving the GOP a bad name, but if one looks at the polling the last few years, much of the public is now wise to it. Indeed, a recent poll showed that a majority of Americans consider the MSM to be one of the major threats to democracy in the country. A very substantial majority recognize that they are biased and dishonest.
Margie said:
( November 1st, 2022 @ 7:58 pm )
Yes the republicans are giving the GOP. A BAD NAME.

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