Restraining Order Issued Against Reporter Who Asked Karine Jean-Pierre A Question | Eastern NC Now

Fox News Correspondent Peter Doocy has been issued a restraining order after he asked a question of Karine Jean-Pierre in today's press conference.

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     Fox News Correspondent Peter Doocy has been issued a restraining order after he asked a question of Karine Jean-Pierre in today's press conference.

    "Peter, really? Is that a question? Really, Peter? That's really uncalled for Peter," scolded the first gay black Press Secretary. "You should frankly know better than that. You are being rude to the rest of the people in this room who are here to do their jobs of handing me pre-screened softballs which I then hit out of the park with the killer lines in this binder someone gave me."

    Doocy was then dragged out of the room by security as the other journalists chanted "SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!"

    According to sources, the restraining order forbids the reporter from coming within 1000 feet of the White House and will be in place for a period of 1 million days.

    "Once he shows us he can follow the rules and wait for 1 million days, we will let him back," said Jean-Pierre. She then gave an exasperated "sigh" and shook her head.

    At publishing time, Doocy had been arrested after attempting to crawl into the HVAC system of the building.
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TVLEE said:
( December 13th, 2022 @ 5:50 pm )
 
KJP Karine Jean-Pierre is a disgrace to society! she has no business in that position. She just cannot stand for anyone to put her on the spot. she is not mentally prepared for any thought process!
Pat said:
( December 13th, 2022 @ 3:08 pm )
 
Her press conferences are worthless because she lies. She is not only a good lier she is also not good at it. Peter is too good a reporter and knows the questions that need to be asked. The public way to hear the truth and does not tell the truth. My guess she couldn’t if she wanted to.
Darlene said:
( December 13th, 2022 @ 1:07 pm )
 
I feel she is a black , gay womam that wishes she was not black. Look at her nappy hair. Thats a black persons hair. She is angry and does not handle quedtions she is ask. I am a body language specialist and i can tell she is a liar and should be working for the United States. We pay her salary and she is a racist person just like yhe transender that was caught stealing suitcases. Good lord, look at all the blacks that are in congress that dont have qualifications to get out of a wet bag. Our country has gone to hell
Poor Americana except for griner. Shes black and thats why she got out of prison. Everyone in the us knows this. Spread the word. Biden is racist against whites.
America said:
( December 12th, 2022 @ 4:29 pm )
 
He had every right to ask any questions! The democrats are using it for dodging questions they don't want to answer, and get caught in their own lies.
( December 12th, 2022 @ 3:47 pm )
 
Thats really pathetic. Next time the White house has a Republican president they should arrest the democratic media person. Need to do equally the same. She's awful anyway.
( December 12th, 2022 @ 12:41 pm )
 
Sounds like a communist government. Our 1st amendment is freedom of speech. Who does she think she is?
Rodney said:
( December 12th, 2022 @ 12:04 am )
 
This so called person is a lying back stabbing stupid loser. She needs to crawl back in her hole.
Bruce said:
( December 12th, 2022 @ 5:25 am )
 
It wont be long and she will be gone. Way to do your job peter. Worst administration in USA history.
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