10 Awesome Christmas Gifts For Your Homeschooled Child | Eastern NC Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Do you homeschool your kids? Ew! Where will they learn social skills? Aren't you concerned about that? Oh well--even weird homeschoolers deserve a good Christmas, so here are some gift ideas to help you out!

1. The Iliad and Odyssey in the original ancient Greek: For fun translation time with friends!
2. A brand new shirt: But they still have to sew it themselves.
3. 9th sibling: No homeschooled child should have to settle for 8!
4. A book of small words: To help them learn how to talk to all the illiterate kids their own age.
5. Shiny new garden hoe: Makes harvesting the zucchini much easier!
6. Neck pillow: For those long, semi-annual van rides to Ken Ham's "The Ark Encounter"
7. World Book Encyclopedia: With all the sex and anatomy stuff blacked out with a marker. A small price to pay for purity!
8. A real haircut: Supercuts does a much better job than Mom. What a treat!
9. "The Talk": As long as they're at least 20 years old.
10. Tickets for their first secular concert: Switchfoot!

    And that's it! Merry Christmas and have fun shopping for your home-educated geniuses!