Silver Alert: Lost Old Man Seen Yelling On Capitol Grounds | Eastern NC Now

Local authorities have issued a Silver Alert after several on Capitol Hill reported seeing a lost old man yelling incoherently at people.

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     Local authorities have issued a Silver Alert after several on Capitol Hill reported seeing a lost old man yelling incoherently at people. The subject is described as an elderly man about 6 feet tall with silver-colored hair plugs and dentures. Caretakers confirmed the man has late-stage dementia and must be returned to a caretaking facility as soon as possible. Please report any further sightings to the D.C. Police immediately.
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