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The United States Congress has passed a trillion-dollar stopgap bill that will allow the federal government to continue functioning until about 2 p.m. tomorrow.
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 12:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today it has arrested the Air Force One stairs and charged them with a plot to assassinate the president.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 4:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Danish actor and director reacted with derision when asked about the lack of “diversity” in the film “The Promised Land,” which was screened at the Venice Film Festival.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a press briefing this morning, the White House praised the overwhelming success of "Bidenomics," as the average American now has twice as many jobs as they had two years ago.
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 5:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"I think that we will expose those elements as being false."
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 8:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Sound of Freedom” is dominating in 18 Latin American countries after it took over the number one spot at the box office on its opening weekend following the film’s release on August 31.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 11:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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A lawsuit brought by former members of Lizzo's backup dance team is alleging the corpulent singer terrorized them by eating them and their entire families.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the separation from his wife of 18 years Tuesday, shocking millions of Canadians who reportedly had no clue the effeminate leader had been married this whole time, least of all to a woman.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 4:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Legendary singer Jimmy Buffett passed away Friday, September 1. He was 76.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 11:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A strange cocaine-like substance discovered at a federal court Wednesday definitely did not belong to Hunter Biden despite it being found on his courtroom chair.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 1:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An unexpected period of sudden transition swept through the nation's capital today after the White House announced President Joe Biden had to be put down after yet another incident in which he bit a baby.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 9:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The infamous unsolved murder of rapper Tupac Shakur on the streets of Las Vegas, once thought to be a hit by the Southside Crips, is now believed to be the work of none other than former President Donald J. Trump, who authorities believe acted alone.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 10:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will make Vivek Ramaswamy head of Tech Support in his next administration.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 3:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What a guy! As more evidence continues to emerge regarding Biden's selling influence and favors to foreign governments for bribe money, The President has announced he will be selflessly donating the remainder of his bribe money to charity.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Rock legend Alice Cooper lost a brand partnership with a cosmetics company after he slammed the transgender movement in an interview late this week.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the rumor mill still churning despite the Secret Service closing its investigation, President Joe Biden blamed the presence of cocaine in the West Wing of the White House on a black man who used to live there.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 2:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jennifer Aniston said she’s tired of “cancel culture” during a recent interview, suggesting that she would probably be canceled for saying so.
Published: Sunday, September 17th, 2023 @ 7:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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After watching her grandfather gnaw on a baby on live television, four-year-old Navy Roberts was reportedly relieved that President Biden had disowned her.
Published: Sunday, September 17th, 2023 @ 7:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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