Letitia James Seizes Mar-a-Lago, Sells It For $740 Million

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Letitia James Seizes Mar-a-Lago, Sells It For $740 Million

Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 12:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

Publisher's note: This post appears here on Eastern NC NOW with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    NEW YORK, NY     New York District Attorney Letitia James followed through on her threat to seize the property of Trump by grabbing up the former president's estate, Mar-a-lago. The top lawyer for the Big Apple then turned around and sold the property for $740 million.

    "Some say I flipped the estate for 100% profit, but they're wrong," said James, "Since the property was assessed at $18 million by esteemed, incorruptible, real estate expert Judge Arthur Engoron, the state of New York came out with a profit of 4,100%."

    Former President Donald Trump argued vehemently against the actions of DA Letitia James, saying she actually sold Mar-a-lago at a loss, claiming it was actually worth $30 billion-trillion.

    "She's a horrible real estate businesswoman, to be honest," said Trump, "Plus she's really, really fat. I wouldn't date her even if she were selling Trump Tower back to me for a penny!"

    At publishing time, New York Mayor Eric Adams had announced that, thanks to huge profits from the Mar-a-Lago seizure/sale, illegal immigrants would now each receive an American Express Black Card.

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Stan Deatherage said:

( February 28th, 2024 @ 4:16 pm )

Well, there are those unfortunate Constitutional details - the 8th Amendment and the 14th Amendment - standing in the way of the public's theft, their ill begotten gains of private property unearned, which would be rightfully the public's to do as it wishes in any well functioning Marxist Hell Hole masquerading as a woebegone "society for the people," where "the means always justifies the end."

Mad Max said:

( February 28th, 2024 @ 3:47 pm )

Score one for the Repatriation of Stolen property from our Black ancestors

Bubba said:

( February 28th, 2024 @ 3:58 pm )

Florida should pass a law allowing Trump to sue that witch Letitia James and that crazy judge that mishandled the NY case in a Florida court where jurors have common sense.

Betty said:

( February 28th, 2024 @ 3:19 pm )

Who said anything about dating....
I am sure there are millions who would not date Trump. He's fat!

Doc said:

( February 28th, 2024 @ 3:17 pm )

What's the matter Trump...now, a brilliant person is doing what should have done along time ago. Go live on the streets!!!

Stan Deatherage said:

( February 28th, 2024 @ 1:07 pm )

Could it be true that politicians, who are as rotund as Letitia James, can never escape the gravity of their own personal ignorance?

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