Nation Takes Day To Solemnly Remember That BEST BUY IS HAVING A MASSIVE BLOWOUT SALE ON ALL REFRIGERATORS!!!

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Nation Takes Day To Solemnly Remember That BEST BUY IS HAVING A MASSIVE BLOWOUT SALE ON ALL REFRIGERATORS!!!

Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 3:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    U.S.     Yesterday, Americans from all walks of life gathered to solemnly remember that OHMYGOSH! BEST BUY IS HAVING A MASSIVE BLOWOUT SALE ON REFRIGERATORS!!!!!!

    "This is a very important day for every American," said local man Walt Cumberland while grilling up some burgers and hot dogs with his family. "It's important we take the time to be grateful for the men and women who gave their lives so we could enjoy the freedoms of UNBEATABLE PRICES ON KITCHEN APPLIANCES LIKE MICROWAVES, OVENS, AND REFRIGERATORS FOR ONE DAY ONLY!!!!"

    "THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE! GET THEM BEFORE THEY'RE GONE!!!!!"

    Sources estimate that millions and millions of people got together over the long weekend to pay their respects to those who served by SLASHING PRICES ON BEDROOMS SETS! MATTRESSES! FOOTWEAR! EYEWEAR! UNDERWEAR! STORES OPEN AT 6 AM!!!! Experts are encouraging everyone to get there early before inventory runs out.

    At publishing time, all the incredible savings had sadly been wiped out by runaway inflation.

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