Hunter Drops Off Another Truckload Of Personal, Incriminating Family Secrets At Local Goodwill

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Hunter Drops Off Another Truckload Of Personal, Incriminating Family Secrets At Local Goodwill

Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 2:09 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WILMINGTON, DE     According to sources, President Biden's son Hunter was seen over the weekend dropping off another truckload of salacious family secrets and criminal evidence at the local Goodwill donation center, as is his custom.

    "I'm just trying to clean house and make some more room for my Xbox games," said Hunter to one witness while holding a large box labeled "ASHLEY BIDEN'S DIARIES, 1990-1999."

    "I'm sure it's no big deal, but please don't tell my Dad I'm dropping these off."

    Sources say he then proceeded to offload more boxes bearing labels like "CHINESE STATE SECRETS," "UKRAINE BRIBERY RECORDS," and "THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF UNDERAGE SEX WORKERS FROM SERBIA."

    "I can't really use this stuff anymore, so I hope it goes to a good home," said Hunter. "I'm sure none of this will ever come back to bite me or anyone in my family."

    At publishing time, Hunter had also been seen dropping off the nuclear football at the Best Buy Geek Squad counter.

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Considering that the 2024 Presidential Election has fully begun, and the Biden Administration has consequently fully weaponized the Biden DOJ /FBI to attack all political opponents under the penalty of felonious judgement for many of the same alleged crimes, or worse, committed by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden himself: Are you comfortable with this level of overt corruption within the Executive Branch?

Yes; if Democratic Socialists are to complete the remaking of this "Democracy," the End will Always Justify the Means.

No; in a Constitutional Republic, the Rule of Law is paramount, which means the law MUST be administered evenly

Who cares; I am just so ambivalent to all this grown-up stuff.

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